The 13 Funniest #MormonMafia Tweets

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Revenge is a dish best served cold.

But the #MormonMafia would NEVER serve you a cold meal. Hot casseroles all day, every day. ?

The Huffington Post recently published an article that dubbed #MormonMafia “Twitter’s best new hashtag,” and we have one person to thank for that: Lou Dobbs.

The initial tweet containing this hashtag was posted by none other than Fox’s Mr. Dobbs himself. It stemmed from his anger at politician Evan McMullin who announced his candidacy for President back in August. McMullin is neck-and-neck with Donald Trump in Utah, which Dobbs thinks will end up handing over the state’s electoral votes to Hillary Clinton.

However, Dobbs never could have anticipated the social-media frenzy his tweet would kickstart… or how because of it, we get to enjoy laughing-out-loud at these 13 hilarious tweets that deal with none other than the world’s scariest organization: the Mormon Mafia.


And let’s be honest… About 50% of us don’t even understand The Godfather References. Unless, you know, we’ve watched it on VidAngel.



The Mormon Mafia headquarters: anywhere but Starbucks… Unless they just really want a Caramel Apple Spice.



After tasting these, even Al Pachino would probably join the Mormon Mafia.


The Friend: a magazine for children and mobsters alike.





Home teachers or HOODLUMS? It can be very difficult to tell the difference.


Nothing says “We’ll mess you up” like wearing shirts that say “Helping Hands.”



Tweets with replies by Philip Moon ? (@Philip_R_Moon) | Twitter

When Someone is Rude to You, Respond Like a Mormon.

These are just a few of many hysterical #MormonMafia tweets. Share with us some of your favorites in the comments below!

Amy Carpenter served a full-time mission for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Denver, Colorado, where she learned to love mountains and despise snow. She has a passion for peanut butter, dancing badly, and most of all, the gospel.