What are the scariest things you’ll encounter in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? Well, we tried to come up with the best ones, and then “Strangify” them so that they would look like the title of this summer’s favorite TV show “Stranger Things.”
We used a free tool by designer Nelson Cash and had a ton of fun. And with season three just announced, it felt like the perfect time.
It’s amazing how spooky church can seem with the right background and font. We hope you enjoy!
1.Try General Conference in Hawaii
Some of the congregants look like ghouls, at the very least.
2. The Butter! The Butter!
We can promise your cardiologist will start screaming.
3. The Monster Between You and Eternal Marriage
It may not scare you, but it terrifies YSA ward bishops the world over.
4. The Sequins It Burns
Just do everyone a favor and wear bolo ties exclusively from Thanksgiving to New Years.
5. There Will Be No Bad Language Here
Why is writing holy fetch in a scary font so funny?
6. Ten Minutes Left. What Will Bishop Do?
You’re wriggling in your chair and doing everything you can to avoid eye contact. But you can’t run forever.
7. Carrots Just Weren’t Meant to Do That
The murky orange peeks out from under lime bundt shaped terrors.
8. The Cliches will Continue Until Morale Improves
What’s scary are all the foods we’re trying to bless.
9. Descend Into the Depths
They have a culture all their own. Adapt and survive, or…
10. The Best Years of Your Life, Mwahaha
If you succeed you’ll begin the scariest adventure of your life.
11. Keep Your Eyes Open. We Dare You
Few words have the power to strike fear into the hearts of nonmembers like “three hours of church.”
What two-word church phrases do you think deserve the “Stranger Things” treatment?
