you can call a rose anything else you want, but it will still smell.
no matter what you change it too, you will still sm.........wait, that's not quite right......
well, i'm not being any help.
guess since about everyone calls you ram anyway, that sounds good to me, but i know that that won't satisfy you much.............and the same name in another language would still be the same thing, too, right?
why not change it to a symbol, the way the artist formerly known as prince did?