Kurt

You arrived just in time for the party thread. It's cool people only, so feel free to join! (It's in General Discussion)

Awesome thread is awesome.

Be sure to join the party in the CC "Ban celebration" party thread. Lol. Friendrequest sent.

I sent you a friendrequest bro. Be sure to hang in the party thread for all of us from CC.

Hi Jacobi! Join the party thread I made for us, we're just starting cake and icecream!

More cool stuff. Christ in Ancient America

Glad I learned those were fake. Here is something else along the same lines that might be a bit better: Yucatan Revealed! - Evidences of Christ in America .... Introduction ...

*Puts on monocle and top-hat* I say, good sirs! I do believe we should converse in this fashion henceforth. Care for a crumpet, my good man?

Seriously?!?! I was all excited and stuff.... .... Are you sure though? These things were supposedly in LDS archives.

LETS PARTY!!!!!!

I was almost certain I had made a thread about this, but I don't know where it went. The Batcreek Stone ^^^^ This website depicts ancient stone tablets with Christ on them. http://www.artbulla.com/zion/Michigandsl.wmv ^^^^ This is a video from that website, and it shows battleaxes, swords, scimitars, bludgeons, and all manner of weapons of war. JUST like the Book of Mormon said. What is more, the video shows hundreds of stone tablets which depict Moses and other Bible stories. The most impressive piece is a collection of brass plates with unknown writing on them. All of the things depicted in the video were found in Michigan at an ancient indian burial ground. Fascinating stuff. Enjoy and discuss. ~Kurt

Yeah you pretty much just owned me. Lol.

It was a tossup between a picture of me and The Worlds Ugliest Dog:

Rofl I love this place.

Here's my ghost story. Not what you're probably expecting though... I seem to have a few demons following me around. One demon in particular stands out among them, and I believe it is a female. Don't laugh. I'm serious! I can feel her presence sometimes. The whole room seems to dim a little when she is around, and she is usually only around when I am doing something wrong. I know it is a she because she has started appearing in many of my dreams. She is the most ugly evil disgusting thing I have ever seen. I would compare her to something from a horror show. Sometimes I can even hear her say things. Once I was about to watch a gory movie, and I thought to myself "Nah, I'm not going to watch this." The moment I thought of not watching it, I heard a female demonic voice growl "YES, WATCH IT!". It was like she was right behind me. Other times I have heard her laughing when I am sinning. Other times I have heard her growl. Not a very fun experience, especially in a dark room. One time while I was partially asleep she started to chant a demonic song in my ear. It was terrible. I was frozen, couldn't move a muscle, and felt like was going to throw up. It was like my body was reacting violently to the presence of this thing. I was shaking in my bed. I instantly started to pray as hard as I could, and a few moments after I started, the chanting stopped and the dark presence was lifted from the room. The demonic chanting wasn't in any language I knew, so out of curiosity I typed in two or three of the words she said on google. The chant was in an ancient Hebrew dialect. How would I possibly know ancient Hebrew? This confirmed to me that this was, in fact, a demon playing with me. I will NEVER reveal what it said because it is pretty sick and twisted stuff. I think Satan tasked an agent of his to follow me around to try and wreck me going on a mission. I was given a blessing from my Bishop and I have stopped many of my bad habits. It tends to leave me alone now. Thank goodness. ~Kurt