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My parents believed that I would be whisked off to Utah when I used to attend church first time around, sometimes I wish I had been when I see old friends from my ward who are now living over there :(

The cynic inside me sometimes wonders whether the church has shares in the Coca Cola company, and wonders if that is the reason why members are now allowed to drink it...ooh I feel so evil when I wonder about that!!

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That we don't believe in dancing.

Theres an episode of cheers where Rebecca says, "Why can't more men send flowers?"

Sam then says, "Mormons cant send flowers? I knew they couldnt dance." There's more to it and its really funny. You should youtube it.

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This story was supposed to have come directly from a Morman. As usual I was the last to hear it LOL, because I was the youngest (we were all the same age, but my birthday was last).

My friend said she couldn't possibly tell me, but after much persuasion, she whispered it into my ear. I was told that no, Mormons do not shower with their undies on...but they do put their nickers on the shower floor and they keep one foot in contact with it while having their shower instead...and that they do this out of modesty.

But the funniest thing was when someone in our group said they ACTUALLY decided to try it out and they did feel holier. Okay, we were all under the age of fourteen and pretty naive. We knew nothing about Mormons at all.

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