Guest ceeboo Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Why is Ceeboo SOOOO CRANKY ???? I am glad you asked :) The Detroit Lions have NOT WON a football game since Dec 23 2007 ( YEA THAT IS NO TYPO, I SAID 2007 ) Let me give some perspective in measuring how long that really is. The following things have happened since the last time the Lions have won a NFL game. President Elect Obama has run and won the Prsidential campaign. Ceeboo has spent TWO Christmas mornings opening stuff from Santa I will be filing my second tax statement I have changed my monthly desk calender 13 TIMES I will be recieving my 58th weekly pay check since the Lions won last I will be brushing my teeth for the 378th time since our last Victory My son has lost 5 teeth My Daughter has went from 4 foot 5 to 5 foot 1 How is that for some perspective!!!! God bless, Crankly Ceeboo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Lets not forget....during a tornado the staduim where the Lions play is the safest place to be.....there are never any TOUCHDOWNS .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Ceeboo you forgot to mention you have made 1057 posts at lds.net Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 I will be brushing my teeth for the 378th time since our last Victory Do you keep some kind of a log for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Did anyone notice that Ceeboo has gone from cranky (opening) to crankly (ending)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Look on the bright side...there are 49 other states, and countless metropolises awaiting your pending move (hey, the line isn't that fine between fan loyalty and just plain stubborn refusal to get while the gettin' is good). :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceeboo Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Do you keep some kind of a log for this? Sorry !!! Forgot you were LDS :)Yes Pam, Catholics are required to log teeth brushing on an annual basis.This procedure helps the Priest in great measure when determining ones penance.:)I forgot to brush 4 times in 2005 and was almost asked to leave my Parish.:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 And someone mentioned in another thread that things required of LDS members were tedious. Sheesh....he had no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Sorry !!! Forgot you were LDS :)Yes Pam, Catholics are required to log teeth brushing on an annual basis.This procedure helps the Priest in great measure when determining ones penance.:)I forgot to brush 4 times in 2005 and was almost asked to leave my Parish.:) so you never give up the toothbrush during the Lent season??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Have you tried getting the Lions a blessing..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 What about your RedWings??? they have a big game coming up on New Years Day....playing the Blackhawks outside at Wrigley Field....that should be an awesome game.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceeboo Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Have you tried getting the Lions a blessing.....Funny you should ask that Pale.I have indeed wrote a 3 page letter to Pope Benedict explaining the need for such a blessing.He wrote me back telling me he was a Titans' Fan ( Something to do with his fondness of Greek Mythology before becoming Catholic ) so he would be uncomfortable giving blessings to another team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Funny you should ask that Pale.I have indeed wrote a 3 page letter to Pope Benedict explaining the need for such a blessing.He wrote me back telling me he was a Titans' Fan ( Something to do with his fondness of Greek Mythology before becoming Catholic ) so he would be uncomfortable giving blessings to another team. Do you want me to speak with my Cardinals here in St Louis.....maybe Pujols could speak with the Pope....:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 I have indeed wrote a 3 page letter to Pope Benedict explaining the need for such a blessing. He wrote me back telling me he was a Titans' Fan ( Something to do with his fondness of Greek Mythology before becoming Catholic ) so he would be uncomfortable giving blessings to another team. Ceeboo,I wonder if President Monson would help you out on this one, he is a big softy and always the champion of the underdog and the forgotten...just a thought.Also, during this long, Long, LONG period of time, didn't your dentist advise you to brush more than once a day? :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofball Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Seriously a hilarious post. Thanks for that entertainment. Now to solve your problem Ceeboo (your Lions problems as I have no idea how to fix your other problems:D) I would recommend going to the game as either a clown to entertain people as the Lions certainly are not, OR go as the cowardly lion and ask people if they can help you and the other Lions find the heart to win games all while singing I am off to see the wizard. I heard he is all powerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ceeboo Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Now to solve your problem Ceeboo (your Lions problems as I have no idea how to fix your other problems:D):lol:Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!:lol::lol:Great stuff goofball ( thanks for that !!!:)) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john doe Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Don't the Catholics have a saint for lost causes? I thought I read about that once...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Don't the Catholics have a saint for lost causes? I thought I read about that once...... I think its called Notre Dame......LOL!!!!!.....oooppssss I am mistaken....:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Seriously a hilarious post. Thanks for that entertainment. Now to solve your problem Ceeboo (your Lions problems as I have no idea how to fix your other problems:D) I would recommend going to the game as either a clown to entertain people as the Lions certainly are not, OR go as the cowardly lion and ask people if they can help you and the other Lions find the heart to win games all while singing I am off to see the wizard. I heard he is all powerful. You really are a goofball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KristofferUmfrey Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Instead of promising jobs, maybe McCain should have ran on getting a win for the Lions in Michigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siouxz72 Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 I think its called Notre Dame......LOL!!!!!.....oooppssss I am mistaken....:) oooooh man! You made me do a spit take of hot cocoa...wtg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Instead of promising jobs, maybe McCain should have ran on getting a win for the Lions in Michigan. he would have carried Michigan.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 oooooh man! You made me do a spit take of hot cocoa...wtg! now don't be blaming me for spilling hot cocoa on yourself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofball Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 now don't be blaming me for spilling hot cocoa on yourself....So let's sue Palerider now for 30 million dollars as he did not warn you he was going to post something funny that would cause you to spill the hot cocoa. If he had put up a warning you could have put down the hot cocoa and avoiding spilling it. By the way I will take 10 percent of what you win for the advice given here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 So let's sue Palerider now for 30 million dollars as he did not warn you he was going to post something funny that would cause you to spill the hot cocoa. If he had put up a warning you could have put down the hot cocoa and avoiding spilling it. By the way I will take 10 percent of what you win for the advice given here. Let's add this. If it was very hot and she spit it in her lap therefore causing herself to be burned...that's another 10 mil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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