Wingnut Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthiechan Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 granted but he will do it for someone elsei wish for our branch to become a wardYeah, the dog, who gets the best most wonderful dog treats and extra walking and play time while mama does all the cleanin and the sewin and the laundry.Your wish is granted, but a you get a ward full of drama llamas.I wish that my knees would be fine so I can hop, skip and gallop without them hurting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthiechan Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 I don't care if it breeds. That means I get new clothes for free, right? I just don't want to do my own laundry...I want it to do itself. Lol.Okay, fine then. How about, instead of breeding it lacks stain remover so while your clothes are clean they have stains on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetandsour Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I wish that my knees would be fine so I can hop, skip and gallop without them hurting.granted but u have to hop skip and gallop 24/7i wish for more nieces and nephews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted but they will be both neices AND nephews (if u know what I mean) I wish I could have control my tongue growing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetandsour Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted but you dont get the wife family or job you have today i wish dr t would stop corupting my wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but now I will. I want a pony! And, I don't want to ever be made allergic to ponies, horses, are anything associated with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodhigirlsmiles Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but now I will.I want a pony! And, I don't want to ever be made allergic to ponies, horses, are anything associated with them.granted, but due to a technicality, they sent you a my little pony instead.i want a package of oreos.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but the cream filling has been replaced with tartar sauce. I wish that there were no stupid people in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but now everyone's a monumental, undeniable ignoramus. I wish for whatever poster #37 wanted. (I picked that number randomly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodhigirlsmiles Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but now everyone's a monumental, undeniable ignoramus.I wish for whatever poster #37 wanted. (I picked that number randomly)granted, but your spottlessly clean house was lifted away by a twister in the dead of night and carried to novosibirsk.i wish they would paint the whitehouse magenta.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 missed it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetandsour Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 what did u miss??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted, but your spottlessly clean house was lifted away by a twister in the dead of night and carried to novosibirsk.i wish they would paint the whitehouse magenta....granted but your house must be painted to matchi wish it would warm up it's way to cold today. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetandsour Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted but now your ac broke and ur house is to hot inside i wish i didnt have to work today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted, you get a sick day with the flu i wish for a new air conditioner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetandsour Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted but it doesnt turn off so now its cold again i wish my roomates included me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted. Now they include you with such figures as Atilla the Hun and Josef Stalin. I wish I could say the words 'Penal System' without giggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted but but now you won't find anything amusing i wish my pantry would automatically refill itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 what did u miss??? I missed the answer to the post above that one S&S. She posted it before me so I had to edit mine and I just wrote "Missed it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie Posted February 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 i wish my pantry would automatically refill itselfGranted, but now it's full of nothing but ice-cold Postum. I wish for an assault rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but it only shoots mini marshmallows. I wish Latin was a spoken language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but now it is only spoken by an obscure tribe of Brazilians living in the Amazon- and you. You are unable to communicate with your friends and family. I wish... upon a star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but the star has already died. You just don't know it yet. What does that mean for your wish? I wish for brownies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lusciouschaos Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted. But these Brownies are little annoying fairy like creatures. I wish for a svelte body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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