gabelpa Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted but you must wear a "fat suit" I wish my employer paid me in favours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted. But these Brownies are little annoying fairy like creatures.I wish for a svelte body. Granted, but the genie granting the wishes mistook 'svelte' for 'sweaty'.I wish that my most recent copy of the Ensign hadn't been printed incorrectly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted but since people in the U.S. don't spell it "Favors" then u have to go to Canada or a boss that speaks French maybe? I wish work was finished for the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted, you got fired and escorted out. i wish for.... something really bad so the only way it can be corrupted is to make it good...??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodhigirlsmiles Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted but but now you won't find anything amusingi wish my pantry would automatically refill itselfgranted, but now every time you open the pantry door you find it overflowing with low-sodium spam.i wish my dog would stop laying on my hair every time i fall asleep.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodhigirlsmiles Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted, but now every time you open the pantry door you find it overflowing with low-sodium spam.i wish my dog would stop laying on my hair every time i fall asleep....WOOPS!! i missed that there was a whole page i had not read!! sorry for the VERY late response.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted so next time you fall asleep you dog will lay down on your hair and then you will be started awake and u sit up quickly and your got grabs it in his mouth and it all gets ripped out so you will not have to worry about the dog laying down on your hair anymore. :) I wish I knew what Gwen's last wish was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 granted, i was waiting for someone to corrupt a bad wish into a good one like... i wish my house would catch on fire.... answer: granted and the insurance pays out big time and you get one twice the size of the one you are in now... see not that hard... so... i wish i would have a car accident... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted but you died in it. I wish Gwen hadn't died in her car accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but now she's a zombie and wants to eat you brains. I wish for job security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenamarie Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Granted, but now you're stuck cleaning toilets for the rest of your life. I wish my husband's cell phone was on so I could call him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetandsour Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 granted but now your phone wont stop calling his i wish i had a big tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 granted but it's not digital and is no good i wish this day would be over already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted. This day is over. Over sixty years long. I wish I had a boat so I could call myself Captain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted but you died in it.I wish Gwen hadn't died in her car accident.lol guess i deserved to die after the v-day thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted. This day is over. Over sixty years long.I wish I had a boat so I could call myself Captain.granted, it sank and the captain always goes down with the ship.i wish i could go to the get together in ut this month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetandsour Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 granted but your a zombie so we all run away screaming i wish i didnt wake up at 5 am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 at least no one cut off my head.... granted, but you don't wake up till the day is over and miss out on all the fun here... and whatever else you had planned for the day. i wish my son would understand if he has to climb for something it means i didn't want him to have it to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakuragirl Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted, he understands fully so he grabs things to throw and know it off the shelf I wish for happiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted, but you have no one to share it with. I wish my daughter's runny nose would go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie Posted February 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted but it ran far, far away and now she can't smell. I wish for a vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthiechan Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted but it ran far, far away and now she can't smell.I wish for a vacation.Granted but it's only three days long and the airport security suspects you're a terrorist and you miss out on most of your vacation. Then on the way back, they suspect you for a terrorist again and you find yourself tardy and exhausted for work.I wish I could manage to get a good full eight hours worth of uninterupted sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Not granted. Sleep is incorruptible. I wish my recent copy of the Ensign hadn't been misprinted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted, but only because it never arrived in the first place. I wish that people weren't stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted- but now you are. I wish for all the knowledge in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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