Wingnut Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted, but I'm not stupid anymore. I wish to not have to go to work tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted, but a your boss gave you a huge promotion and pay raise which requires you to work more regular hours. (My new game is reverse corruption ) I wish my keyboard were more hi-tech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 granted but now it's not compatible with any of your other stuff. i wish we could have less contention in the forums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted. Just granted. I want that too. I also wish for less contention in the forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthiechan Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted. Just granted. I want that too.I also wish for less contention in the forums.Granted, but now everyone agrees with each other on everything so there's really nothing to talk about anymore. (For the record, I want less contention too, and less baiting, and less in the way of unrighteous judgement.)I wish I had some apples and sweet maya onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 ruthie beat me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthiechan Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Granted, but now you are living out on the streets, the plus side is you have no where else to go but up! (unless you die again) I still wish I had some apples and sweet maya onions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 apples and sweet maya onions? Granted and I don't think that needs any more corruption :) I wish the Boston Celtics win against the Lakers tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthiechan Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 apples and sweet maya onions? Granted and I don't think that needs any more corruption :)I wish the Boston Celtics win against the Lakers tonightWhat!? That's not corruption! They go great in salad together! THBBBT! Granted, but the Boston Celtics are disbanded soon after because of a steriod scandal.I wish I had more energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 What!? That's not corruption! They go great in salad together! THBBBT! Granted, but the Boston Celtics are disbanded soon after because of a steriod scandal.I wish I had more energy.Granted, but now you have to run on a treadmill to power Chicago.I wish that it wasn't gross to eat boogers. (My husband wished for this, not me.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orrinjelo Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, but now that's all you have to eat. I wish I could get my grading done faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, but now you have twice as much to grade. I wish people would leave us be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 <sigh> I do too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Granted! I wish for a hot date with my hubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Granted! Your hubbie takes you out to a nice dinner at a cute little jazz club downtown. You wear that little black dress, he dresses up to the nines. You sit down, the food is excellent, the music transcendent... And then the place catches fire with you trapped in it. I wish Connie hadn't been trapped in the fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 oh cool, connie, you can be a zombie with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Granted! But, Connie never got her hot date with her hubby... I wish I could find what I'm looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 I wish I could find what I'm looking for.Granted. Your innocent naivetee fell overboard when it dawned on you that "hero" is just another word for "good at hiding character defects". It's buried in a box in your parent's backyard.I wish our puppy would hurry up and get potty trained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxel Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Granted, but now (s)he's 'trained' to rip all shoes to shreds. I wish I had my innocent naivety back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 granted but now everyone will take advantage of you i wish for a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Granted, but now you won't wake up until true love comes to kiss you. I wish my husband wouldn't keep falling asleep by 8:30 every night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruthiechan Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Granted, but now he stays till 3 in the morning and never gets enough sleep, causing extreme disgruntlement. I wish I didn't have to get up early in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetandsour Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 granted but it means u fall asleep earlier in the night i wish my friend wasnt sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarginOfError Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Granted, but now your friend is quarantined in a submarine with not contact with humans to prevent future illness. I wish cocoa crispies weren't so disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Granted! Just give the Cocoa Crispies to me then they are GOOD! I wish you'd stop complaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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