marshac 3 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 Tonight we said goodbye to our elders- they were sent elsewhere. :(:( Kemp and Danshin- I'll miss you guys. Replacements however are on the way.... one of them is a "greenie" What kind of jokes can I play on the new guy? I was thinking about getting an empty vodka bottle and filling it up with water.... and when they show up, ask if it's OK if I drink while we go over the lessons or something. Any friendly hazing ideas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gabelpa 1 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 The vodka idea is good, if you can get a good head on some apple juice, set out glasses of "beer" for both Elders, telling them that the previous ones always had a drink before the lesson. I can't think of any other tricks off the top of my head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pam 7652 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 Tell them that you practiced euthanasia in your training and ask if you can still get baptized after murder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gaspah 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 (edited) Tell them that you practiced euthanasia in your training and ask if you can still get baptized after murder.lol.. they ask you "how was work", say "ahhhh... nothing like a good abortion" :eek:.... proceed to hand them glasses of tomato joose... ewwwww Edited February 25, 2009 by gaspah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tru2u4eternity 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 yeah its always fun messing with the new guy. LOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pam 7652 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 lol.. they ask you "how was work", say "ahhhh... nothing like a good abortion" :eek:.... proceed to hand them glasses of tomato joose... ewwwwwI think that one is a little too much. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gaspah 0 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 probably it grossed me out just typing it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rameumptom 153 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 When they ask to pray, open up your Book of Mormon to Alma 31, and begin reciting the rameumptom prayer...."Holy, holy God, we know thou art God....." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just_A_Guy 12683 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 The vodka idea is good, if you can get a good head on some apple juice, set out glasses of "beer" for both Elders, telling them that the previous ones always had a drink before the lesson. I can't think of any other tricks off the top of my head.I would suggest apple beer instead. Instead of mere abject horror, you get to see horror mixed with confusion and finally relief as they find out that it's non-alcoholic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wingnut 316 Report post Posted February 25, 2009 I would suggest apple beer instead. Instead of mere abject horror, you get to see horror mixed with confusion and finally relief as they find out that it's non-alcoholic. Or a really strong flavored ginger beer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest missingsomething Report post Posted February 25, 2009 I am notorious for this.... Play deaf... pretend to sign... Tell them you are dating your "second wife"... I've done the volka thing...and beer thing (only I used Odules - alcohol free beer) Tell them you are celebrating something and ask them to share a cigar Tell them after talking to the "other churchs missionaries" you realize that this is the church of satan and you arent gonna let them leave until they acknowledge this....then "lock the door" Tell them your car broke down 3 miles away and you were wondering if they would help you push it home.... Open up a can of dog food... put it out on their plates...tell them... "dinner's ready" Yes.... I AM EVIL... I'd done so many mean things.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gaspah 0 Report post Posted February 26, 2009 Tell them after talking to the "other churchs missionaries" you realize that this is the church of satan and you arent gonna let them leave until they acknowledge this....then "lock the door"Tell them your car broke down 3 miles away and you were wondering if they would help you push it home....LOL, these two are pure gold... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
