pam Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Two missionaries were tracting door to door and knocked on the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however, the door did not close -- in fact, it bounced back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the same result -- the door bounced back open. Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you need to move your cat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lbybug Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 oooooh kitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aruth5000 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 poor kitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbs2763 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 i used to have a bumper sticker that said "Cat, the OTHER white meat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerGolden Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 LOL!Yes, Poor Kitty!...and Jbs2763, ewwww!LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 i used to have a bumper sticker that said "Cat, the OTHER white meat"I've always heard it as "the OTHER other white meat". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilered Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 What about pork? As in KFP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost_Rider Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 poor kitty! but still funny! and i am a cat owner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 i used to have a bumper sticker that said "Cat, the OTHER white meat" That would for sure apply if you are ALF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berean Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 lol for both the joke and the bumper sticker...from a cat lover and owner. oh and yes, POOR KITTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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