Ghost_Rider Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 The Nodding Bishop During sacrement meeting the Bishop (an elderly man of Southern Baptist Heritige) was listening to the talk given by the Stake Pres. His counselor noticed that the bishop was sleeping and the Stake pres was getting ready to turn around and look at him. The counsular nudged his bishop in the ribs using his elbow. Startled the bishops head lifted up and his eyes sprang open to see the crowd and shouted..AMEN BROTHER!!!!!! After turning red the bishop appologizes and says sheepeshly.."Sorry..Baptist moment" The Little Climber During F&T a few months back a little boy wanted to bear his testimony. He grabbed his Daddys hand and walked down the aisle. after he was done he looked at his dad and says..your turns daddy..so the father starts to bear his testimony. While doing so he notices his son is not by his side. Instead the congregation is trying to keep a straight face as this Brother is being moved by the spirit. Out of the corner of his eye he notices little Junior using the rail as a jungle gym. He finishes and promtly takes his son outside..where he exlames to a question from his litle boy...Cause there are 'NO WITNESS'!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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