Vort Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Not a Mormon joke, but the previous joke about Pres. Monson reminded me of it. Dr. Heisenberg gets pulled over by a cop. COP: Did you know how fast you were going? HEISENBERG: No, but I knew where I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threepercent Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?" "I'm positive." replied the atom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Curmudgeon Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 Star: I'm the brightest star in the sky! Astronomy Student: Are you serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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