pam Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, 'You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.' The cowboy replies, 'Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.' The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, 'I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.' The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.. 'Oh, no, everybody's just fine, ' he explains, 'It's just that my wife and I joined the Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking.....' 'Hasn't affected my brothers though.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lestertheemt Posted April 11, 2009 Report Share Posted April 11, 2009 Being a gal from Wyoming..................Love This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjr061342 Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 It sounds like the mormon version of a joke that was in readers'diguest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 I thought this thread was about the Lakers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbs2763 Posted June 7, 2009 Report Share Posted June 7, 2009 I thought this thread was about the Lakers!no, that would be fraud and how to pay off NBA officials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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