Jennarator Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 You must be LDS if the works/grace chant has replaced taste great/less filling.Thanks, Slamjet....stuck in my head, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Phoenix Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 You might be a Mormon if, every car you own is at church on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDSVALLEY Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You might be Mormon if....you stayed after at your own wedding reception to help clean up...rather than racing to the hotel/motel to consumate the marriage!Hey!!!My wife and I did that and at the time we were NOT Mormon, but then again maybe the Mormon gene was just laying dormant at the time since we joined 2 1/2 years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDSVALLEY Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You might be Mormon: ...... if you have to resist the impulse to start putting away the chairs after being at a school or community event. ....... if you have to fight the impulse to fold your arms and bow your head at the start of every office meeting. ....... if you can't understand why people say your nuts because you got home from church Sunday after only 3 hours because none of the family had a meeting or interview afterward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daplautz Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You're probably a Mormon if, when thinking of an official white building, you think of the Temple before the White House. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudoMinja Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You might be a Mormon if... you know what a "ten cow wife" is. when trying to think of a song for karaoke, the only songs you can think of are hymns / primary songs. you often confuse the acronym "LSD" with "LDS" and get strange looks when you do. you've visited a cemetary to take pictures of gravestones because a stranger who does not live in the area asked you to help them with their geneology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennarator Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You live in Idaho, or Utah, or Arizona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daplautz Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You might be a Mormon if you invite someone that you just met over for dinner with your family on a Monday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy740 Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You might be a Mormon if...you often confuse the acronym "LSD" with "LDS" and get strange looks when you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahone Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 You might be a mormon if you have a hot chocolate table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daplautz Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 I knew I was a Mormon today because I was relieved to remember that church was only two hours. (Stake Conference!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahlia Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 You might be Mormon:....... if you have to fight the impulse to fold your arms and bow your head at the start of every office meeting.I may have mentioned that I am on sabbatical this term. I've been spending most of my free time at church events and with the missionaries (going to lessons with them, meeting less actives, etc.). I just know that when I go back to school I am going to fold my arms and end class with something along the lines of, "I am so grateful we've had this beautiful day for class, that everyone got here safely, and that all of you participated so well in discussion, ..." I have to admit, I love the 'hominess' of LDS prayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahlia Posted April 26, 2011 Report Share Posted April 26, 2011 You might be a mormon if you have a hot chocolate table.It took me a minute to get this one. All I could think of was a beautiful carved wood table laid out with 'hot chocolates of the world' in decorated tins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 I met a spanish student who was bording with a Mormon family in Canada to learn English. He asked me very seriously what "Geez" meant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 When I was a convert, I was invited to a fireside. I wore shorts and brought mashmellows. Kurtis 246 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 You know that you are a mormon when someone asks you what your hobbies are and you say, "Vistiting Teaching". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 You might be a Mormon if:you see a young couple with three children and think, "What a beautiful little family!"one of your favorite times of the week is a three-hour Sunday morning meeting.you complain that your daughter's reception cost you nearly $1000.your underwear has a hole in the knee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen Posted June 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 That was my thought exactly.Best movie ever...LOVE that part, especially her reaction to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroads Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 ...if you can get to a pretty good simulation of "drunkeness" off of caffeine-free rootbeer and ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applepansy Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 ....if you plant a large garden and the children have grown up and moved out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 People tell you the plot of their favorite t.v. show and you can bearly believe that they watch such a thing! You can't read fashion magazines because of the "life-syle" articles. Your friends put on a comedy night to raise money for charity and you smile and buy a ticket but never attend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbaird22 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 ...if you get married thinking your marriage won't end in a divorce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 if your parents are still married! and never need to renew their vows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightSG Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 You're probably a Mormon if you feel awkward when you don't start and end every meeting with a prayer.I live in a small town in Texas. Nearly every non-church meeting begins with two prayers; the official one, and just before it, everyone's silent prayer that the official one won't be so long that the main talk has to be cut by 15 minutes or the food gets cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JodyTJ Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 You might be Mormon if, you somehow get "drunk" off of chocolate milk. I love chocolate milk and apparently the college kids at BYU do to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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