Taking chastity to a whole new level

[Guest Godless]

Christian Side Hug

[Kawazu]

Lyrics:

[CHORUS]

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug

I'm a ruff rider

Filled up with Christ love

Gimme dat Christian side hug

Dat Christian side hug

These are the EG rules so

Pay attention, it's essential

This ain't no front hug zone

You ain't that fly, you ain't my jones

Stop and listen

No front hugs and no kissin'

I ain't that scared to call your momma

You'll be ridin' home in a coma

I got my groove

You ain't got nothin'

Follow these rules

Cause we ain't bluffin'

Now uh, you ain't no rabbi

You ain't no priest

So rise up off me like the shortbread with no yeast

Now uh, don't use that front hug boy

That makes us awkward

That's inappropriate

You back up off her 'cause we

Wanna keep our mind pure

Wanna keep away from sin

That means it's you too girl

Only one arm around him

[CHORUS x2]

We be walkin' like

We be talkin' like

We be side huggin'

Every day and night

It's how we do fool

This ain't no club

So don't be hatin' on me when I show no love

We livin' holy

It ain't no thang

So put your hands in the air and let that shoulder hang

I'm goin' global

Cause you don't know me

I'm buyin' babies like Angelina Jolie

So quit that huggin'

And slow down mama

And hit my fist like President Obama

Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people

Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people

Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people

[CHORUS x2]

I'm a married man

So you know I can hold hands

Front hug all day long with no other demands

But uh, as for all of you

Until you say "I do"

No front huggin' or PDA or your EG time is through

But uh, some of y'all is slick

Try to pull this trick

Your hug starts in the side

But soon it turns the chick

So if you end up here

Then go ahead and scream it

When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit

If a girl walks up

With her arms spread wide

And she's front hug bound with that look in her eye

You better turn to the side

And pat her on her back

Cause Jesus never hugged nobody like that

(Scream it)

[CHORUS x2]

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[talisyn]

ok...that was possibly the oddest thing I have ever watched....got anything else?