Ruck Posted May 24, 2010 Report Share Posted May 24, 2010 The Top Ten Ways the Bible Would Have Been Different If Written by College Students: 10). Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips 9). Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten. 8). Forbidden fruit would have been eaten only because it wasn't dining hall food. 7). Paul's Letters to the Romans become Paul's E-Mail to the Romans. 6). Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates. 5). The place where the end of the world occurs.... not the Plains of Armageddon, but Finals. 4). Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere. 3). Reason why Moses and followers wandered in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like a Freshman. 2). Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement. 1). Instead of creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, God would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryClick Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 I can appreciate these! I went to BYU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomad Posted June 2, 2010 Report Share Posted June 2, 2010 (edited) 1). Instead of creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, God would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one noticed.An extremely popular theory. Edited June 2, 2010 by Nomad Typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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