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Cowtipping - Is It Possible?

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he's using to much logic. he already answered his question in the first few seconds. you have to be drunk to do it successfully. it doesn't matter what physics or the nature of the animal suggests, everything is more possible when you are drunk.

i have no doubt at all that when frat boys claim that they have been cow tipping they have no doubt been to a field in the dark, sneaked up on a cow and shoved real hard till one of them fell over and then they had to run like mad for their life. sounds like cow tipping to me.

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<< snip>>everything is more possible when you are drunk. <<snip >>

It really isn't, the drunk just thinks s/he is capable of doing/accomplishing any/everything.

I thought he was hilarious- I have been up against a cow, trying to prep her for the milking machine. She was ensconced in a stall, and she tipped ME :eek:. Lesson I learned, always make sure the disinfectant wash is WARM to WARMER before your cleanse those teats!

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Actually, you can tip a cow.

All you need is magnets, a slab of metal tied onto the cow, and most of all, a Portal Gun.

(This is the part where I get the Nobel Prize)

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Actually, you can tip a cow.

All you need is magnets, a slab of metal tied onto the cow, and most of all, a Portal Gun.

(This is the part where I get the Nobel Prize)

oh... my... word.

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Actually, you can tip a cow.

All you need is magnets, a slab of metal tied onto the cow, and most of all, a Portal Gun.

(This is the part where I get the Nobel Prize)

To heck with cow tipping if you had one of those.. i'd go cow launching.

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