slamjet Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 1. True love only happens once in a lifetime. Bacon can happen seven times a day, if you want it to.2. Bacon you can keep in the fridge. True love you cannot.3. Love is fleeting, but bacon stays in your arteries for all eternity.4. It will always be there for you.5. Bacon won’t divorce you over a little misunderstanding.6. Bacon does not nag or complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 And for us geeks, BACON AT-AT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Does anyone else remember the website thisiswhyyourefat.com? Now that was a masterpiece of a website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Swap out that sweet pickle for a dill and I'd enjoy the crab louis salad.....I still don't want a cheeseburger on a donut, though.I'd give the donut a try but I doubt I'd buy one. If nothing else I detest flimsy no substance white bread buns and a donut is about as far in that direction as you can go short of cotton candy buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 5. Bacon won’t divorce you over a little misunderstanding.6. Bacon does not nag or complain. 5. But it make some body parts go away- like the gall bladder Too much bacon and butter.6. Oh yes it does. Hearburn, stomach aches, aches where the gall bladder used to be. You are such a guy:Dside note: your posts yesterday made me laugh so hard my sides cramped up and my husband had to turn the volume up on the TV so he could hear over my laughter. Thank You. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Wait, that was a donut? I thought it was shinny, egg-washed bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 You are such a guy:Dside note: your posts yesterday made me laugh so hard my sides cramped up and my husband had to turn the volume up on the TV so he could hear over my laughter. Thank You. :)I'm the size of five guys, so thank you And you're welcome. That was fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Where do you get those smilies/emotioncons.Dravin right clicking on them gets me this:http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0022.gif (on the green faced one) I pasted that into google and get nothing. Pasted it into internet explorer http and got The Smilies So will try one of them, see above. that doesn't work. Tried wrapping img code, doesn't work. SIGH- what am I not getting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iggy Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 I'm the size of five guys, so thank you And you're welcome. That was fun. My husband is a generous sized man too- just more to hug and love. I am on the plus size also. I come from a family of multiple necked women and 1 man (Mom's brother:lol: 6ft 6" 450 lbs.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 1) Google for desired image. 2) Click on desired image 3) On the right, click on text link that say's Full Size Image 4) Copy the URL 5) Click on the yellow mountain button 6) Copy URL into box 7) Click OK 8) Enter wanted comment 9) Click Post Quick Reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Looking at your post you have some interesting things going on in your formatting.You need (img)http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0001.gif(/img) though with [] instead.What you have is this: (IMG2="(URL="http://www.thesmilies.com/)(IMG)http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/sick/sick0001.gif(/IMG)(/URL)")I'm fairly sure the nesting is messing it up. As it works fine for me: Slamjet's method works too, the trick is to make sure you have the url copied, not the image. Personally I prefer to tag things myself but then I've been using boards long enough that I have most of the tags you can use memorized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Personally I prefer to tag things myself but then I've been using boards long enough that I have most of the tags you can use memorized.My way has fewer keystrokes, so there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 I developed the habit back before I had a browser with spell check, I used to type up quite a few posts in Winword or something similar. And not all boards offer the insert image icon in the quick replies (though most offer it in the advanced/full reply mode). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroads Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 One thing I miss about Rexburg: Jack in the Box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 One thing I miss about Rexburg: Jack in the Box.I have one of those just down the road. Plus a Burger King, Panda Express, Original Tommy's Cheeseburgers, KFC, In & Out, McDonalds, Subway, Del Taco, Taco Bell, Denny's and a bit further, Carl's Jr and a whole plethora of Mexican, Chinese, Mediterranean foods and bakeries of every kind.Yea, why am I so big? Gee, I wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I have one of those just down the road. Plus a Burger King, Panda Express, Original Tommy's Cheeseburgers, KFC, In & Out, McDonalds, Subway, Del Taco, Taco Bell, Denny's and a bit further, Carl's Jr and a whole plethora of Mexican, Chinese, Mediterranean foods and bakeries of every kind.Yea, why am I so big? Gee, I wonder.It's those darned 6" veggies on honey oat at Subway isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 It's those darned 6" veggies on honey oat at Subway isn't it?Maybe I should hold the mayo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Maybe I should hold the mayo?Couldn't hurt, try using mustard instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Couldn't hurt, try using mustard instead.Are you kidding? I use mustard to, but a sandwich isn't a sandwich without mayo! Life's short and there might not be mayo in the afterlife. Gotta get it while here on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Are you kidding? I use mustard to, but a sandwich isn't a sandwich without mayo! Life's short and there might not be mayo in the afterlife. Gotta get it while here on earth. You can have my share of mayo for sandwiches. I prefer avocado for things like BLTs and burgers when available, otherwise I tend to go without. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Oh yea, I forgot, a little further from the Carl's Jr is Yoshinoya. Yummy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 You can have my share of mayo for sandwiches. I prefer avocado for things like BLTs and burgers when available, otherwise I tend to go without.just so sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 just so sad Fine, no mayo for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 Fine, no mayo for you!just so evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alana Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I clicked on view all, and looked at all the pics with their titles. This site just makes me want to be fat. I mean, seriously, look at the Michigan BLT pic, that bacon looks likes it's cooked perfectly! Chocolate chip cookies, yes please! OH man... just looked again. The Frito Pie, my husband actually had that for lunch (I had yogurt and a muffin and mango)... we over heard someone talking about it at Costco yesterday, were we spent $490 on food and paper bowls (take that environment!). Ok, seriously though. All those things look so tasty. Or maybe they look especially tasty because I didn't eat as much dinner as usual because the baby is nursing less and it's time to loose some extra pounds. Being fat may not feel very good, but it sure does taste good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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