skalenfehl Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 New Donation Category added to Tithing Slips. SALT LAKE CITY, UT - LDS Church officials announced this morning they are prepared to bail out the United States government. The announcement comes amid speculation that the U.S. Government would be forced to default on this month's debt payment to China...The Mormon Zone? - News - Church Announces Government Bailout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 I have 10 bars of gold in my food storage. I guess I can spare one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalenfehl Posted September 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 I have 10 bars of gold in my food storage. I guess I can spare one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searching_For_The_Truth Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 This would be awesome, could you imagine the amount of "service" Pres Obama would need to do to work this one off??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mormonmusic Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 · Hidden Hidden I'm afraid that if we bail out the US Government we'll lose our IRS status as a charitable organization. Link to comment
annewandering Posted October 18, 2011 Report Share Posted October 18, 2011 wouldnt that be all of us doing service? now that sounds like a good plan to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mamas_Girl Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 Drats, there's that little detail about seperation of church and state, otherwise I think it'd be a great idea! Would that be tax deductible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy740 Posted October 20, 2011 Report Share Posted October 20, 2011 I never thought that the constitution would be saved by the elders of this church quite in this way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno_X Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 So, basically: Breaking news: Mormon Church reverts doctrine of being a world religion by focusing on government nearest HQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 So, basically:Breaking news: Mormon Church reverts doctrine of being a world religion by focusing on government nearest HQ.You realize the link is a joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno_X Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Anti-joke chicken strikes again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno_X Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Now that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 So, basically:Breaking news: Mormon Church reverts doctrine of being a world religion by focusing on government nearest HQ.If this is supposed to be funny, I'm not understanding the humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno_X Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Just pointing out the irony if it were true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Just pointing out the irony if it were true.How is that funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno_X Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Sorry you didn't like it. Apparently, it's taking up half the joke thread now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 · Hidden Hidden Sorry you didn't like it. Apparently, it's taking up half the joke thread now.It's not a matter of not liking it. It's a matter of not understanding the comment. What did you mean? Were you trying to be funny? Were you trying to make a serious point? Were you trying to be off the wall? Putting it into the context of another joke doesn't clarify anything for me:POSTER: So these two guys die and talk to Peter at the Pearly Gates ...ZENO_X: Pretty IRONIC, considering we claim not to believe that people "talk to Peter" or in any "Pearly Gates"!!VORT: POSTER: A man walks into a bar...ZENO_X: Pretty IRONIC, considering we believe in the Word of Wisdom!!!VORT: POSTER: So here's this joke, though like most jokes, it is counterfactual and not based in literal reality...ZENO_X: Pretty IRONIC, considering we believe you should tell the truth!!!VORT: Perhaps you see my difficulty. Link to comment
Vort Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Sorry you didn't like it. Apparently, it's taking up half the joke thread now.Nah, not that at all. I just didn't understand it. No big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno_X Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Oh, okay. "Humor" (at which I apparently suck on forums) can be a good way to make points. It's a good thing this isn't true. I think that was my point. Toodles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanjones10 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 The Government might not accept the LDS funding, because then it, the Governement, might lose its non-profit status! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy740 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Old thread. Thread closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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