If you were bishop of the LDS.net ward


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Simple game: Imagine that the church forms the LDS.net ward and calls you as bishop. Who do you choose to be your counselors? Relief Society president? Young men president?

Since we're in fantasy land, you may feel free to ignore gender when placing people in callings. You may also adhere to the traditional structure if you like. Heck, if you want, go ahead and make two posts and mix and match!

Bishop: MOE

Counselors: Dravin, Vort

Clerk: Loudmouth_Mormon

Exec Sec: Suzie

EQ Pres: Godless

HPGL: John doe

Primary Pres: Eowyn

Primary Music Leader: mormonmusic

RS Pres: Pam

Sunday School Pres: Gwen

YM Pres: FunkyTown

YW Pres: Either Jenamarie or Maureen. I can't decide.

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In every ward I've ever been in - That's five - I have been called to Young Men's President whenever the Bishop gave me a calling, MOE. You're not the only one.

I would call:

Bishop's First Counselor: Snow

Bishop's Second Counselor: John Doe

Elder's Quorum President: Pam

Relief Society President: Vort

YM President: Moe, purely out of a sense of vengeance.

YW President: Suzie

Primary President: Moe again. Make ME YM President, will you.

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This is what I got so far....

Bishop: Suzie

Counselors: MOE and Snow

Clerk: Dravin

Exec Sec: Pam

EQ Pres: Just_A_Guy

HPGL: John doe

Primary Pres: Elphaba

Primary Music Leader: Mormonmusic

RS Pres: Vort

Sunday School Pres: Maureen

YM Pres: FunkyTown

YW Pres: Dash77

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In every ward I've ever been in - That's five - I have been called to Young Men's President whenever the Bishop gave me a calling, MOE. You're not the only one.

If it's any consolation, Funky, Young Men and Young Women presidents are the ones over which I would agonize the most. There aren't a lot of people in the world I would trust with that position.

And I accept the position of YM Pres in your ward :P

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Bishop: FlaviusHambonius

1st Councelor: Snow

2nd Councelor: HiJolley

Clerk: LoudmouthMormon

EQ Pres: Rameumptom

HPGL: MormonMusic

Primary Pres: Suzie

Primary Music Leader: Carl62

RS Pres: Elphaba

Sunday School Pres: Just_A_Guy

YM Pres: MOE

YW Pres: Pam

Yikes! How could I forget HiJolly?! Can he be the guy I pull into my office when I'm stumped and just need someone to help me talk through my issues?

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Bishop: FlaviusHambonius

1st Councelor: Snow

2nd Councelor: HiJolley

Clerk: LoudmouthMormon

EQ Pres: Rameumptom

HPGL: MormonMusic

Primary Pres: Suzie

Primary Music Leader: Carl62

RS Pres: Elphaba

Sunday School Pres: Just_A_Guy

YM Pres: MOE

YW Pres: Pam

Awesome!!!! The ward isn't going to know what hit them when they walk into primary and find all those kids with their three-quarter sized Flying V's strapped on belting out Van Halen's "You Really Got Me" with their amps all the way up to 11.

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Awesome!!!! The ward isn't going to know what hit them when they walk into primary and find all those kids with their three-quarter sized Flying V's strapped on belting out Van Halen's "You Really Got Me" with their amps all the way up to 11.

For $2000, I'll build you an amp that goes to 12.

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If asked, I will not serve. If pressured, I will beg out. If bribed, you can get my attention.

That said, you are all bad for not doing your home teaching last year. Therefore, I'm increasing your families to 10 each. And the whippings will continue until morale improves....

EQP "I told you I wanted to be either Institute teacher or dictator" Rameumptom

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Ya know what? These bishops are stepping outside the bounds of their authority, calling EQP and high priest group leaders without a stake president's okay.

I nominate myself as the LDS.Net stake president!!!! Now, bishops! Let's see just how well you are going to function! Have you memorized the names and shoe sizes of all the youth in your wards yet?

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Sunday School Pres: Gwen

Not a very inspired bishop are we? lol

I'm in a branch so I'm not sure what to do with so many callings. I've also sworn I will never live in a ward again, branches make a nice home.

Branch Pres: Gwen

Counselor: Soul

Clerk: Moe

Exec Sec: don't have one

EQ Pres and HPGL: ryanh

Primary Pres, counselor, music, you name it: Lizzy16

Branch Music Leader: Jennarator

RS Pres: applepansy

Sunday School Pres: prisonchaplain

YM Pres: DrT

YW Pres: Backroads

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Awesome!!!! The ward isn't going to know what hit them when they walk into primary and find all those kids with their three-quarter sized Flying V's strapped on belting out Van Halen's "You Really Got Me" with their amps all the way up to 11.

The church doesn't allow such instruments in the chapel, but your plan makes me really happy that the handbooks say nothing about Primary :D

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Okay, to actually take a crack at things:

Counselors: HiJolly, Ram

Clerk: Vort

Exec Sec: John Doe (in addition to his hymn book straightening duties).

EQ: FunkyTown

RS: Pam (And yes, she will be issued a banhammer)

YM: Prince of Light :devious:

YW: Anatess

Primary: Snow

Sunday School: MoE

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