I have completed my second film.


Klein_Helmer

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Well it's become apparent that you're here merely for the comedic value. The question is, how many are laughing with you and how many are laughing at you?

Yours is an interesting theory with regard to my authorial intent.

If nothing else, I presume I can count on you to swing mightily your ban hammer, should anyone so much as look at me the wrong way.

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Then sadly, you did not even make it into the B reel (the A material being of course saved for last).

I am however desirous of your analysis. What was your overall impression of the film? What might have been altered to get you further into the piece?

So I went back and watched the entire thing. I should have stayed with just the one minute because watching it further didn't change my initial thoughts of it.

I didn't get the point of the film. Watching a guy with a racket and upclose shots of sweat...just not my cup of tea. Sorry.

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So I went back and watched the entire thing. I should have stayed with just the one minute because watching it further didn't change my initial thoughts of it.

I didn't get the point of the film. Watching a guy with a racket and upclose shots of sweat...just not my cup of tea. Sorry.

Despite the nature of your review, I am grateful for your completion of the film.

There is no need for you to apologize for your candor, this is precisely the form of candid feedback I will need in order to hone my craft.

I hope my future directorial efforts are more to your liking, and please feel free to offer any further suggestions.

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I hope my future directorial efforts are more to your liking, and please feel free to offer any further suggestions.

After watching the first three seasons of I Dream of Jeannie, I was thinking you should go for the creative camera angles, tilted shots, and colored lighting. Think "Mod Party"!

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After watching the first three seasons of I Dream of Jeannie, I was thinking you should go for the creative camera angles, tilted shots, and colored lighting. Think "Mod Party"!

I Dream of Jeannie, hey?

"I like it."

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Helmer, please be so kind as to elaborate on what you were trying to say with this movie.

Would that I could, dear friend.

I recognize my limitations, and to say I could give words to my vision that was, American Man, would be a naked lie.

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In other words, you want everyone to watch your movie, give you thoughtful commentary, yet you refuse to comment on your own, erm, masterpiece.

Fair enough.

I have been making an amateur study of Fractal Geometry. One of the theories discussed therein, asserts the existence of eternally repeating patterns. An implication of this being that within any naturally occurring structure, exists true, mathematical infinity.

What I set forth to do with, American Man, was to remove the outermost layer of such a reality, in order the audience experience something of a pealing back of sensory callouses.

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