Wingnut Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Does a sonic screwdriver beat a light saber? Discuss, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 · Hidden Hidden A bag of M&Ms beats both of them, and for the same reason that Stephen Hawking can outwrestle Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy combined. Link to comment
Jennarator Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Now I want M&Ms. Dang it. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 A sonic screwdriver beats anything, all the time, always, but only in the hands of David Tennant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 Don't even get me started on the borg cube vs. deathstar debate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroads Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 LIght sabers may be elegant, but they are still sissy weapons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applepansy Posted July 2, 2012 Report Share Posted July 2, 2012 R O F L M S O (I miss Sonic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 I'm so lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 A sonic screwdriver beats anything, all the time, always, but only in the hands of David Tennant.I'm pretty sure that if you looked up deus ex machina in the dictionary, this is the picture that would be next to it: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slamjet Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 VSSorry, Lightsaber wins in the macho and "just try to screw with me" factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted July 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) Sorry, Lightsaber wins in the macho and "just try to screw with me" factor.Well sure, when you pick the dandy Doctor with the awful hair. Edited July 3, 2012 by Wingnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bytebear Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 I thought you meant this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talisyn Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 Don't even get me started on the borg cube vs. deathstar debate.now this is something I've never considered...I'll have to think about it.As for the sonic screwdriver vs. lightsaber...what on earth does that screwdriver do??? besides hold a part of (spoiler) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saldrin Posted July 4, 2012 Report Share Posted July 4, 2012 this beats both, and a borg cube... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anddenex Posted July 25, 2012 Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 (edited) Does a sonic screwdriver beat a light saber?Discuss, please.Ok, this is where Anddenex, gets to share with this thread how smart he is The sonic screw driver is able to open doors, any door. The light saber can completely demolish or destroy any door, or at least make a new hole for a new door knob. Win for sonic screw driver. A person can sneak out of any door without being detected. The saber alerts any enemy within the house, or complex. Win for the sonic screw driver.In time of war, the light saber is more masculine. The light saber will strike fear into the heart of the enemy to see an onslaught of rainbow colored death swords, richotteing all their bullets, and disembowing soldiers. A double bladed light saber (Darth Maul) strikes even more fear in the enemies hearts and mind, because it can put a hole through the stomach of one opponent while disembowing another all in one strike. The sonic scew driver is more feminine. The sonic screw driver will cause a decrease in the defensieve line, as the enemy is keeled over from laughter, as an onslaught of wavey haired freaks come running waving a glow stick. Win for the light saber.The sonic screw driver is able to mess with the synapses of enemies and change their brain frequency to fight for the opposite team. The light saber removes the brain, or any other body part. Light Saber = Sonic Screw Driver. Tie, depending on the need at the time. If you don't need an extra body to feed, light saber. If you don't mind feeding another stomach, sonic screw driver.The light saber can be used by anyone, dumb, smart, intelligent, or brainless. Win for the Light Saber. Even the dumbest person can disembow their opponent, if their opponent is dumber than them (however this negates the dumbest person). However, without the force, it is just a flashy, high tech, colorful sword. The sonic screw driver must be used by someone of high intelligence. When it is not used by someone with high intelligence, i.e. anybody on LDS.NET ( ), then it becomes a neat flash light with an eerie sound. This is great for entertaining people in the dark. The sonic screw driver, put underneath the chin, in the dark, highlights the face with an eerie sound coming from the screw driver, this totally enhances this experience as the user vocally mimics an eerie, diabolical laugh. Whereas, if a light saber is used in the dark, and put close to chin, too close, the person is left without a chin. Win for the sonic screw driver.The light saber and sonic screw driver is able to come in an array of different colors. Fuscia is available to the more feminine men. Win for both.The sonic screw driver, comes with a telephone box, that is actually a time machine, and is much bigger inside than outside. Just becareful not to change any even regarding your own time-line. Win for the sonic screw driver.The light saber comes with the force, the ability to move mountains, planets, jump high, choke someone by bringing the thumb and index finger close together but not touching. Win for the light saber.In comparison, the sonic screw driver is for intelligent, neat, and careful people who want to play with time.The light saber is for anyone who want to disembow, demolish, or move mountains.It is almost a toss up, but I am going with the sonic screw driver. :) Edited July 25, 2012 by Anddenex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted July 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2012 The sonic screw driver is able to open doors, any door.Not quite. It doesn't do wood. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anddenex Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 (edited) Not quite. It doesn't do wood. :)No wood doors? Sonic screw driver you fail me!My post would have been more clever if I had actually read the title "In a fight..." of the thread verses only the post "light saber vs. sonic screw driver."Now I will answer the real question of the thread, the light saber will win, it has a longer reach, unless the sonci screw driver can omit a deathly sonic sound that affects any opponent but the user, if so, sonic screw driver for the win.The only thing Anddenex showed, is that he can't read! My brain, you fail me...rrrrr. Now I must hold up this sign " new brain wanted." Edited July 26, 2012 by Anddenex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkenheimer Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Light saber wins every time. Dr Who is for girls and old men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 I'll take a good blaster at my side, kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 I'll take a good blaster at my side, kid.You're a nerf herder aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bini Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 A Dunkin' Donut would win. No, seriously, I have no idea what y'all are talking about. I get the saber but completely in the dark on that other thing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnn727 Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Come on, the Sonic Screwdriver would disable the light saber before anyone could get a swing in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anddenex Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Come on, the Sonic Screwdriver would disable the light saber before anyone could get a swing in.Oh on the contrary mnm727, then the light saber handle would be used as a blunt force object, similar to a police baton... Dr. Who, then would have to have some serious ninja skills to avoid his attacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 You're a nerf herder aren't you?Who are you calling "scruffy"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted July 26, 2012 Report Share Posted July 26, 2012 Who are you calling "scruffy"?Only those who shot first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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