Best pickup line? You decide.


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So here is a pickup line I thought of recently while someone I know was occupying my thoughts. Who knows but she might actually read it here soon too.

"If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. I know you've got the lovely part down solid but more importantly I really want to know is whether you meet the other qualities as well. May I seek?"

What do you guys think? Any good?

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So here is a pickup line I thought of recently while someone I know was occupying my thoughts. Who knows but she might actually read it here soon too.

"If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. I know you've got the lovely part down solid but more importantly I really want to know is whether you meet the other qualities as well. May I seek?"

What do you guys think? Any good?

Not good at all. Way too long, not funny, not catchy. A pick-up line should be just that: a line. Not a paragraph.

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Try the tried and true ones:

"You're good enough. Y'know. For now. I guess. Wanna make out?"

And:

"Please let me stalk you so my mother doesn't think I'm gay."

You really know how to make a girl feel special.

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And I can dance, too. You know The Jungle Book? I can pretty well shake my bum all over the place just like Baloo.

(_I_)(_/_)(_I_)(_\_)

Those moves are PRIME.

Is that where you got your name?

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