skippy740 Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 To laugh, please do so.To 'groan', click "thanks". As in "thanks, but no thanks"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classylady Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 I want to both laugh and groan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 (edited) Mormon Hey Girl Edited October 14, 2012 by Wingnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 To laugh, please do so.To 'groan', click "thanks". As in "thanks, but no thanks"! Nice way to get your thanks count up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebestmeicanb Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 im going to vomit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 im going to vomit!Bet you got a lot of girls with that line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaZebra Posted November 12, 2012 Report Share Posted November 12, 2012 Hey Skippy I've actually never heard that one before! Here are some of my favorites: What's your favorite temple? I'm looking at mine Is your name virtue? 'Cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly. Are you a Gadianton Robber? You stole my heart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightSG Posted January 8, 2013 Report Share Posted January 8, 2013 Bet you got a lot of girls with that line.It worked for me once. She was cute...until the alcohol wore off. Yeah, it was easy to quit drinking after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpiritDragon Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 I've never heard these silly mormon versions before. The first pick-up line I ever remember hearing goes like this, "Baby, if I could rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I together." But I never tried any pick up lines out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martain Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 So here is a pickup line I thought of recently while someone I know was occupying my thoughts. Who knows but she might actually read it here soon too. "If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. I know you've got the lovely part down solid but more importantly I really want to know is whether you meet the other qualities as well. May I seek?" What do you guys think? Any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 "May I seek" would creep me out, honestly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 So here is a pickup line I thought of recently while someone I know was occupying my thoughts. Who knows but she might actually read it here soon too. "If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. I know you've got the lovely part down solid but more importantly I really want to know is whether you meet the other qualities as well. May I seek?"What do you guys think? Any good?Not good at all. Way too long, not funny, not catchy. A pick-up line should be just that: a line. Not a paragraph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerome1232 Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Do people actually use these things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightSG Posted August 4, 2013 Report Share Posted August 4, 2013 Keep it simple: "your beauty is so distracting I've forgotten my pickup line." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawazu Posted August 4, 2013 Report Share Posted August 4, 2013 "Your hair falls in waves, like flocks of goats frisking across the slopes of Gilead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingnut Posted August 4, 2013 Report Share Posted August 4, 2013 I'd lose the word "frisking." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawazu Posted August 4, 2013 Report Share Posted August 4, 2013 I'd lose the word "frisking."It works for Solomon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 As a girl, I feel like I have to say this: pick-up lines don't work outside the bar. If you want to date a girl, show her that you are worth giving a chance. That said, pick-up lines do make for good jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Try the tried and true ones: "You're good enough. Y'know. For now. I guess. Wanna make out?" And: "Please let me stalk you so my mother doesn't think I'm gay." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Try the tried and true ones:"You're good enough. Y'know. For now. I guess. Wanna make out?"And:"Please let me stalk you so my mother doesn't think I'm gay."You really know how to make a girl feel special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunkyTown Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 You really know how to make a girl feel special.And I can dance, too. You know The Jungle Book? I can pretty well shake my bum all over the place just like Baloo.(_I_)(_/_)(_I_)(_\_)Those moves are PRIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martain Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 Oh dear... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gretchen Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 "Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I am not so sure about the former." Albert Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2013 Report Share Posted August 5, 2013 And I can dance, too. You know The Jungle Book? I can pretty well shake my bum all over the place just like Baloo.(_I_)(_/_)(_I_)(_\_)Those moves are PRIME.Is that where you got your name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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