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From a dictionary of religions at my high school - cant remember word for word as it was a while ago - but it went something like this

"Mormons behead their sinners"

I always wondered why we're all headless. Mystery solved!

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Don't Mormons get married in the nude?

anonymous, overheard in an office

That. Would. ROCK!

I told Sister Vort we should go to our next Halloween party as Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. She gave an unenthusiastic response. But that means there's a chance! I think I can convince her. Minimal sewing involved.

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That. Would. ROCK!

I told Sister Vort we should go to our next Halloween party as Adam and Eve in the garden of Eden. She gave an unenthusiastic response. But that means there's a chance! I think I can convince her. Minimal sewing involved.

Ouch!!!

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