talisyn Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Mormon bishop with Samurai sword runs off attacker - Philadelphia News, Weather and Sports from WTXF FOX 29This story is awesome! And it has legs. I predict it'll be international news before breakfast " A Samurai sword-wielding Mormon bishop helped a neighbor woman escape a Tuesday morning attack by a man who had been stalking her." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerome1232 Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 I was wondering what that facebook meme was about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffmk Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 The LDS version of Chuck Norris has come to pass, this is just to cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarginOfError Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 [bishop] Hendrix, a pharmaceutical statistician, ...How does such a prolific liar get called as a bishop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miztrniceguy Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Sounds a lot like Bishop Mitch Hollander in Magdalene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anddenex Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 (edited) "Some people have bats they go to," said Hendrix. "I have my sword." Would of been awesome if he was in full gear, helmet, pads, etc... Talk about a sight! Edited April 24, 2013 by Anddenex site --> sight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanctitasDeo Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 It really is a wonderful story. Maybe there will be a movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selek Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 If the perp was raised LDS, he had to be thinking about Mormons with swords in 1st Nephi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 How does such a prolific liar get called as a bishop? I'm just thinking about the disclaimers on meeting with him:Members who meet with the bishop may suffer from reduced guilt and freedom of conscience. Do not stop taking the sacrament before meeting with the Bishop. Meeting with the bishop has been shown to cause anxiety in young adults. A small number of members have experienced informal probation, disfellowship, and excommunication after meeting with the Bishop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
talisyn Posted April 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 If the perp was raised LDS, he had to be thinking about Mormons with swords in 1st Nephi.Oh, or when the kidnappers of sheep got their arms cut off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalenfehl Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 "There can be only one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apple_Acres Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 I'll be honest, I really hope he yelled "BANZAI!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWolf Posted April 25, 2013 Report Share Posted April 25, 2013 "Go talk to your Bishop" has just taken on an all new meaning in my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightSG Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 I'm just thinking about the disclaimers on meeting with him:Members who meet with the bishop may suffer from reduced guilt and freedom of conscience. Do not stop taking the sacrament before meeting with the Bishop. Meeting with the bishop has been shown to cause anxiety in young adults. A small number of members have experienced informal probation, disfellowship, and excommunication after meeting with the Bishop.If you experience dismemberment or severe laceration upon meeting the bishop, see a doctor immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 I guess even Jay Leno is talking about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selek Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 If you experience dismemberment or severe laceration upon meeting the bishop, see a doctor immediately. That is NOT what the Church means by the laying on of hands by one in authority! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
annewandering Posted April 26, 2013 Report Share Posted April 26, 2013 Jay Leno did have a joke about him. The joke wasnt very memorable, in fact I dont remember what it was, but the Samurai Bishop has definitely entered into our national culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lakumi Posted May 3, 2013 Report Share Posted May 3, 2013 someone really should draw a picture of that... seeing the title I imagined him in full samurai armour (either historical or sci fi robotic) either way, gives me a hilarious idea for a comic strip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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