Happy Mother's Day


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I like to congratulate myself on being a son of a mother this day. :)

Mom, if by some extreme bizarre twist of fate and you actually go on the internet, then thank you for changing my diapers, cooking my peas and telling me not to do the things that I am doing now. Without you, I wouldn't be here today.

For the rest of you, Mothers, thank you for continuing our species, being right and giving us men, expired chocolates and gift cards that smell of cleaning products. I doff my hat to you all.

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