Vort Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Patient: Doctor, am I going to die?Dr. Vort: Well...yes, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skippy740 Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 So... Dr. Vort... what are my chances of dying?What do you MEAN it's 100%?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Moisturize me!!!(Oh, wait--I thought you said THE Doctor . . .) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 I'm not a Doctor, because I don't have a Timey-Wimey Detector that goes ding when there's stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveler Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 Patient: Doctor, am I going to die?Dr. Vort: Well...yes, of course.The reason that I am not a doctory and never will be? - I do not have any patience - I also cannot spell. The Traveler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 I looked into becoming a doctor once (Ph.D). I discovered 40,000 reasons not to do so...and that school was considered low-medium in cost! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roseslipper Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 The reason that I am not a doctory and never will be? - I do not have any patience - I also cannot spell. The Travelerbut i really cant spell lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 The reason that I am not a doctory and never will be? - I do not have any patience - I also cannot spell. The TravelerI can never read a doctor's writing so I wouldn't know if they can spell or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizrenowden Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I can never read a doctor's writing so I wouldn't know if they can spell or not.I read my doctors writing once - to say he was surprised is an understatement (I used to work for a solicitor so a doctor's writing is no problem ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backroads Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 I planned all through high school to be a doctor. Hit the latter part of senior year and decided to go for teaching.Still thinking about going for the doctor thing one day.As to Vort's original post... yet another reason you remind me so much of my husband. Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Patient: Doctor, am I going to die?Dr. Vort: Well...yes, of course.Patient: What about my wife and kids?Dr. Vort: *pause* Yes... Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 You got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john doe Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Why I am not a doctorBecause you failed Anatomy 101? The hip-bone's connected to the leg-bone, the leg-bone's connected to the foot-bone? That part trips up many a budding medical school candidate, and they end up washing out of the program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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