prisonchaplain Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 In this string, I'll post a quote, and let others guess who said it. With each wrong guess, a clue will be given. So, who said: I feel most ministers who claim they've heard God's voice are eating too much pizza before they go to bed at night, and it's really an intestinal disorder, not a revelation. First clue...the person who said this was not LDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windseeker Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Whomever it is it sounds like Scrooge ``Why do you doubt your senses?''``Because,'' said Scrooge, ``a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!''~Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerome1232 Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Whomever it is it sounds like Scrooge That may be a great clue as to the time period. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Abraham Lincoln, or C.S. Lewis. They said everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted February 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) OK...3 clues 1. The person was a Christian2. He was a minister3. He once took went down a waterslide while wearing a suit to raise money Edited February 10, 2015 by prisonchaplain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarlJibbs Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 I cheated and looked up the quote. I wouldn't have known anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 I checked too. It's Jerry Falwell. And the next quote is: Sound, balanced teaching is a must. Our default should be to partake. Our default should be to live in joy, not condemnation. Our default should be to love, not to correct, to encourage, not to criticize. Clue: The person who said this is also non-LDS. :) M. prisonchaplain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Okay guys... there are SOOO MANY NON-LDS people out there... There are more non-LDS than there are people in China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maureen Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 OK then, for my quote this non-LDS person also visits these forums, often. M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) PrisonChaplain? Edited February 10, 2015 by anatess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarVortex Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Maureen, you are brilliant. What a great quote to use! prisonchaplain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted February 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 New quote: Extremism, in the defense of liberty, is no vice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarVortex Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Barry Goldwater? prisonchaplain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted February 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 CORRECT! PolarVortex!!! Woot woot!!! Go ahead and give us a quote, if you'd like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarVortex Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." No Googling, please... the beauty of this contest is in the guessing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarVortex Posted February 10, 2015 Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Time's up. Clue #1: The person who said this has a monosyllabic last name that rhymes with something found in every kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted February 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2015 Judge Bork? Vort and mordorbund 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Doctor Psychrowave? Maureen and beefche 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarVortex Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Judge Bork is a great guess, but it's wrong. Doctor Psychrowave surely ought to win an award for something (but I don't know what). Clue #2 (final): The person's first name rhymes with a large sea animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Mark Twain said that, but I have no idea what that rhymes with in the kitchen....or how that rhymes with whale.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarVortex Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Shark Drain. And we have a winner! Next quotation? Maureen 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) New quote: I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God... Edited February 11, 2015 by beefche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 This one I know because I totally adored her. Mother Teresa. Next: The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crypto Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 (edited) I've definitely heard most of these quotes before, but am terrible at connecting names to quotes The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why. Mark Twain? Edited February 11, 2015 by Crypto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I've definitely heard most of these quotes before, but am terrible at connecting names to quotes Mark Twain? Yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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