beefche Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 This was a Twitter trend the other day and I thought it would be fun to do the same. Change one word of a famous quote or line. Here are some examples: Give me liberty or give me deordorant! You had me at Halo. Make him an omelette he can't refuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Feed the squirrel, make it a better place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Be the strange you wish to see in the world. Litzy, Syme and theSQUIDSTER 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSQUIDSTER Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) Luke, search your feelings.... I *AM* Richard Simmons... Lions and tigers and vermiscious knids, oh my! Master Po to Kwai Chang Kain: "When you can snatch the key from my hand, it will be time for you to go to the bathroom..." ...one nation under God; with liberty, fries & a Coke to go. Help me, Obi-Rhonda Kenobi. You're my only hope. "I am a child of God and He has sent me here.. has given me an earthly home with parents kind of weird." (My Kids sing that sometimes...) ------------- ..... ok so some of them have MORE than a word changed... Still, I'm trying to "obey the SPIRIT of the guffaw..." if not the letter... .... Edited March 24, 2015 by theSQUIDSTER havejoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litzy Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 (edited) A bird is the thing with feathers... Edited March 24, 2015 by Litzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syme Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Be the strange you wish to see in the world. What doesn't kill you only makes you stranger. beefche 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classylady Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 There's no place like WalMart. theSQUIDSTER and beefche 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my appetite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bini Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 No noodles for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
char713 Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 Many hands make light pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dravin Posted March 24, 2015 Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 God does not play Monopoly with the universe. mordorbund 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted March 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2015 The lady doth talk too much, methinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSQUIDSTER Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 Many are called but few are lederhosen. Litzy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 The early worm gets eaten by the bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 How do I love thee? Let me count the chocolate bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
char713 Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 To thine own scent be true. beefche 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 Better late than ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 I'd rather be rich than stupid. (Okay, that's really just a Jack Handey quote, but it seemed to fit.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 How about changing one word to many? Super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litzy Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 When you wish upon a credit card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSQUIDSTER Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 All we are is dust in the hinge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
char713 Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 A dream is a wish your ex makes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 A bird in the hand is worth dinner in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSQUIDSTER Posted March 25, 2015 Report Share Posted March 25, 2015 (edited) She was a fast machine she kept her motor cleanShe was the best dang wookie that I ever seen Edited March 25, 2015 by theSQUIDSTER Syme 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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