The Razzie nominations are out...


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The nominations for the 2015 Razzie Awards, honoring the worst in Hollywood, are out. (cursing on one page of nominations)

 

"Paul Blart 2", "Fantastic Four", "Pixels", "Jupiter Ascending", and "Fifty Shades" lead in all categories this year. 

 

I never saw Blart or Fifty Shades, so I can't comment on them. But I honestly thought that Pixels was decent enough. 

 

I do agree that FF and Jupiter Ascending were duds, though. 

 

As it is, I'm surprised that they're choosing to focus solely on these films. We had a *lot* of stinkers last year, like "Blackhat", "Burnt", "Hot Pursuit", "Jem and the Holograms", "Strange Magic", "Krampus", and "The Perfect Guy."

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I saw Paul Blart 2.  You can't take this movie seriously enough to give it a Razzie.  That's not fair.  It's like saying a porno has too much gratuitous sex.  Yeah, that's kind of the point.

 

Paul Blart must only be seen by someone who does not take anything seriously and just wants a big laugh over something completely ridiculous.  He makes fun of himself.  There was the "who's more crazy" expectorating contest that I had to rewind multiple times.  Big laugh.

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I haven't heard of most of these.

Be grateful.

 

I'm a movie reviewer, and so I've had to sit through about half of those, plus a number of others. 

 

"Pixels" was actually pretty decent if you were in the target audience, but the rest of the nominees that I saw honestly deserve their place. 

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I despise Adam Sandler, so I'm glad he's getting Razzies. Goodness gracious I find no other actor more annoying then him. 

 

I can't stand him either.  I won't see any of his movies.

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Be grateful.

I'm a movie reviewer, and so I've had to sit through about half of those, plus a number of others.

"Pixels" was actually pretty decent if you were in the target audience, but the rest of the nominees that I saw honestly deserve their place.

I used to think that'd be a great job until I realized one would have to see most everything.

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I can't stand him either.  I won't see any of his movies.

 Oh thank goodness you said that Pam. Being from his pseudo home state I feel like everyone worships that guy. I find him crass, vulgar, obnoxious and worse-just plain not funny.  

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I'm a pseudo-reviewer. I do it for my friends knowing their tastes in movies. My rating system is:  

 

full price (seeing a movie the week it comes out in the evening);

 

matinee price;

 

Redbox price;

 

free on Netflix or when you gets Starz for free on a weekend;

 

don't waste any amount of time ever on this film.

 

 

Pixels was just ok for me. I hated the first part of it and it wasn't until they actually started "fighting" that it was more interesting. I'm not a Sadler fan either. I liked him on SNL, but once he went solo, his humor was so sophmoric, crude, and just plain stupid. I typically don't see any of his movies and can only think of 2 movies I saw him in: Pixels and Bedtime Stories. I tried to watch the Grown Ups movie, but couldn't get past the first 20 min.

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Look at it this way.

 

I had to go watch "Bad Grandpa". 

 I actually feel sorry for you Ironhold. I can think of few things worse than having to sit through 90% of movies these days. 

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Then we have movies like "Napoleon Dynamite".  I loved it!  Kept laughing throughout the entire thing.  Sis. Carb was drained after seeing it.  "I just lost two hours of my life!  I want it back.  You owe me an above and beyond night out next Friday."

 

I stopped laughing...Do women know just how hard it is for men to come up with the "above and beyond" nights out?  I can't think of that in a week...

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Napoleon Dynamite: If you're not laughing after the first ten seconds, you won't be laughing at all.

 

Yes and no. It took me about 10 minutes to really get into the swing of the movie. At first it was just dumb, but after a while I started seeing the humor underlying the dumbness.

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I agree that you can't take Paul Blart movies seriously, not seriously enough to diss on it because it's not-that-good, of course it's not! It's meant to be pretty dang ridiculous. I still got a good handful of laughs out of it.

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Speaking of...

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

That's one of those movies that I know I shouldn't like but still kinda do for some reason. The same is true for Death to Smoochy. I can't explain it.

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NOOOO!!!! NOT THE LAST AIRBENDER!

 

We were sooooo disappointed with that movie.  WE LOVED THE TV SHOW!  It had such great potential.  And I love the kid in the movie!  What a waste.

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We loved Paul Blart 2.  The more stupid it gets, the more hilarious it becomes.  My kids were in stitches...

 

Love Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending.  The Step Up guy and the girl had zero chemistry.  Zero.

 

Enjoyed Pixels.  But then I grew up on Atari.

 

Fantastic Four sucked.

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 I grew up on Atari.

 

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 I have the Atari logo tattooed on my upper right shoulder, so I love Atari. 

I wouldn't watch Pixels at gunpoint. 

That's your own flaw, Anatess. Adam Sandler? Mall Cop? Really? I'm telling your bishop. 

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I'm totally out of it.  I don't think I've been to a movie theater in about two years.  Oh, wait! I take that back.  My son took me to see Sponge Bob 2 with his boys.

 

Usually, if I watch a fairly current movie, it's because it's one that's on an airline flight that I'm on.  When hubby and I talk about what to do on one of our date nights, there usually is no movie at the theater that we want to spend money on.  If something sounds good at the theater, I'm not opposed to going.  It's just that lately, I can't seem to get excited about anything that's out there.

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I have the Atari logo tattooed on my upper right shoulder, so I love Atari.

I wouldn't watch Pixels at gunpoint.

That's your own flaw, Anatess. Adam Sandler? Mall Cop? Really? I'm telling your bishop.

Dude! You can't pass up an Iwatani cameo!

Mall cop and President of the USA! Booyah!

My 12-year old son's favorite movie is Hitch... because of Kevin James. Lol.

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