mirkwood Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Thing #117 that keeps me up at night: What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon? Anddenex, Aish HaTorah and unixknight 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 It howls at the earth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aish HaTorah Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 Without question, the fear of running out of gummy bears has me sitting up in bed, restless, covered in a sheen of sweat, and biting my fingernails. I shudder at the thought even in the pleasant warmth of the afternoon sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aish HaTorah Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 47 minutes ago, mirkwood said: Thing #117 that keeps me up at night: What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon? It gets its fill of cheese and sleeps contentedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefche Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 6 hours ago, mirkwood said: Thing #117 that keeps me up at night: What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon? Considering your job and that you work nights, I think seeing a really hair guy mooning you would just be another day at the office for you. mirkwood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bytebear Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 He suffocates and dies? Vort and mirkwood 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 46 minutes ago, bytebear said: He suffocates and dies? I love the literal answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unixknight Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 11 hours ago, bytebear said: He suffocates and dies? But if a werewolf can only be hurt by a silver weapon (or any weapon with at least a +1 enchantment) then would suffocation be a fatal event? mirkwood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 19 hours ago, Aish HaTorah said: It gets its fill of cheese and sleeps contentedly. Do werewolves eat cheese? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aish HaTorah Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Carborendum said: Do werewolves eat cheese? Only Moon Cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 4 hours ago, Aish HaTorah said: Only Moon Cheese. Ahh. Of course. You learn something new every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anddenex Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 On April 17, 2016 at 2:40 PM, mirkwood said: Thing #117 that keeps me up at night: What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon? The individual will never become a werewolf again. He/she is unable to transform as he/she will never see a full moon. A more morbid reason, "The werewolf dies for lack of oxygen." mirkwood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordorbund Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 (edited) On 4/17/2016 at 4:40 PM, mirkwood said: Thing #117 that keeps me up at night: What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon? That's why the cow never made it back. Poor cow. Edited April 19, 2016 by mordorbund Aish HaTorah, mirkwood and zil 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theSQUIDSTER Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 (edited) On 4/17/2016 at 1:40 PM, mirkwood said: Thing #117 that keeps me up at night: What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon? With every rising of the full earth (every 30 days or so?) he transforms into a man... then wakes up later in some lunar ditch not knowing how he got there and why he's dressed like John Gotti "Junior"... Edited April 21, 2016 by theSQUIDSTER enhancements zil and Vort 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeSellers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 On 4/17/2016 at 2:40 PM, mirkwood said: 10 hours ago, theSQUIDSTER said: With every rising of the full earth (every 30 days or so?) he transforms into a man... then wakes up later in some lunar ditch not knowing how he got there and why he's dressed like John Gotti "Junior"... Cute, but scientifically unsound. From the Moon, the Earth does not rise, ever. If you are on the "dark side", you never see it, if on the "light side" it's always in the sky, the biggest object out there. 'Course, in matters lycanthropic, science has not place. Lehi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 59 minutes ago, LeSellers said: 'Course, in matters lycanthropic, science has not place. Exactly! Quit ruining theSQUIDSTER's story with your logic! (His is the best reply so far.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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