Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 On 2/16/2017 at 3:01 AM, Jamie123 said: "Who's in line for the New Year's Honours?" wondered Tom as he peered at the list. "Don't waste our time with your fairy tales!" his brothers warned him grimly. "Game fowl again?" Tom groused. Jamie123 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Vort said: "Game fowl again?" Tom groused. "So, am I back in the Church singing group?" Tom inquired. askandanswer and Carborendum 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 "Kansas," Tom stated flatly. Carborendum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 "I made him a member of the Church," Tom confirmed. Carborendum and askandanswer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 "237 plus 14 equals 251," Tom added. Carborendum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 "The German woman is my father's wife," Tom Muttered. Jamie123, askandanswer and Carborendum 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 "That tire is composed of various strips of material bonded together, one on top of another," Tom implied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carborendum Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 Electronics stores have been dealing with shoplifting of Samsung equipment with a new state-of-the-art security system known as "Guardians of the Galaxies." Jamie123 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carborendum Posted November 27, 2020 Report Share Posted November 27, 2020 I've told many jokes about unemployed people. But as you can imagine during this shut down, none of them worked. Vort, Jamie123 and askandanswer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askandanswer Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 I've seen everything really clearly this year; its as if I've had 2020 vision. Carborendum and Jamie123 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carborendum Posted December 7, 2020 Report Share Posted December 7, 2020 I once had an origami business. But it ended up folding because I couldn't handle the paperwork. askandanswer, Jamie123 and Vort 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Would you believe they've gone and closed all the beauty salons? It's getting ugly out there! Vort, Carborendum and askandanswer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 A TCP joke: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJn5jLjb/ Jamie123 and mordorbund 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted January 3, 2021 Report Share Posted January 3, 2021 8 hours ago, NeuroTypical said: A TCP joke: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJn5jLjb/ I just pasted that link to my second year Networking Concepts students. I just got as far as introducing TCP to them before the Christmas break. It'll be interesting to see how many of them get it! NeuroTypical 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordorbund Posted January 4, 2021 Report Share Posted January 4, 2021 7 hours ago, Jamie123 said: I just pasted that link to my second year Networking Concepts students. I just got as far as introducing TCP to them before the Christmas break. It'll be interesting to see how many of them get it! None of them if the connection keeps timing out. Jamie123 and Carborendum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmanuel Goldstein Posted January 6, 2021 Report Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) 10+10 and 11+11 are the same. This joke works better when you say the totals out loud. Edited January 7, 2021 by Emmanuel Goldstein dprh and Vort 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mordorbund Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 19 hours ago, Emmanuel Goldstein said: 10+10 and 11+11 are the same. This joke works better when you say the totals out loud. For @Vort and @dprh The first is 20 and the second is 20 too! dprh, Carborendum, Vort and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 No matter what anyone says, or how often I hear it, no, 2020 did not win. dprh and Vort 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmanuel Goldstein Posted January 7, 2021 Report Share Posted January 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, NeuroTypical said: No matter what anyone says, or how often I hear it, no, 2020 did not win. It appears that 2020 tag teamed off to 2021. Just waiting for the folding chair to hit us on the head. NeuroTypical 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carborendum Posted January 31, 2021 Report Share Posted January 31, 2021 (edited) This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined. Edited January 31, 2021 by Carborendum Vort, dprh, mordorbund and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveler Posted February 12, 2021 Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 Q: What is the difference between G-d and a US congressman? A: G-d does not think he is a US congressman. The Traveler NeuroTypical and Jamie123 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 26, 2021 Report Share Posted March 26, 2021 What's the difference between this thread and unfriendly vaccination nurses? This thread is a bunch of joking perks. The nurses are a bunch of poking jerks. Jamie123, Carborendum, NeedleinA and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeedleinA Posted July 2, 2021 Report Share Posted July 2, 2021 After years of watching this thread, this is my lame contribution. This is how racism will finally meet it's end. Thanks David Guetta! If this video doesn't make you smile... well heck you are a racist OR European. NeuroTypical 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Still_Small_Voice Posted February 5, 2022 Report Share Posted February 5, 2022 I got this phone message recently from a robot caller. It told me to press one to get connected to one of our officers. This is an exact quote of some of the message left: "If we don't hear from your end then we will be forced to take impeachment against you." Oh no! Please do not remove me from my seat of authority! I called them back immediately to give them whatever they wanted. Of course I am joking. Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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