Vort 16586 Report post Posted November 27, 2020 On 2/16/2017 at 3:01 AM, Jamie123 said: "Who's in line for the New Year's Honours?" wondered Tom as he peered at the list. "Don't waste our time with your fairy tales!" his brothers warned him grimly. "Game fowl again?" Tom groused. 1 Jamie123 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vort 16586 Report post Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Vort said: "Game fowl again?" Tom groused. "So, am I back in the Church singing group?" Tom inquired. 1 1 Carborendum and askandanswer reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vort 16586 Report post Posted November 27, 2020 "Kansas," Tom stated flatly. 1 Carborendum reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vort 16586 Report post Posted November 27, 2020 "I made him a member of the Church," Tom confirmed. 1 1 askandanswer and Carborendum reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vort 16586 Report post Posted November 27, 2020 "237 plus 14 equals 251," Tom added. 1 Carborendum reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vort 16586 Report post Posted November 27, 2020 "The German woman is my father's wife," Tom Muttered. 3 Carborendum, Jamie123 and askandanswer reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vort 16586 Report post Posted November 27, 2020 "That tire is composed of various strips of material bonded together, one on top of another," Tom implied. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carborendum 1537 Report post Posted November 27, 2020 Electronics stores have been dealing with shoplifting of Samsung equipment with a new state-of-the-art security system known as "Guardians of the Galaxies." 1 Jamie123 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carborendum 1537 Report post Posted November 27, 2020 I've told many jokes about unemployed people. But as you can imagine during this shut down, none of them worked. 3 Vort, askandanswer and Jamie123 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
askandanswer 2166 Report post Posted November 29, 2020 I've seen everything really clearly this year; its as if I've had 2020 vision. 2 Jamie123 and Carborendum reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carborendum 1537 Report post Posted December 7, 2020 I once had an origami business. But it ended up folding because I couldn't handle the paperwork. 3 askandanswer, Vort and Jamie123 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie123 871 Report post Posted January 1 Would you believe they've gone and closed all the beauty salons? It's getting ugly out there! 3 askandanswer, Vort and Carborendum reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeuroTypical 9168 Report post Posted January 3 A TCP joke: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJn5jLjb/ 2 mordorbund and Jamie123 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie123 871 Report post Posted January 3 8 hours ago, NeuroTypical said: A TCP joke: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJn5jLjb/ I just pasted that link to my second year Networking Concepts students. I just got as far as introducing TCP to them before the Christmas break. It'll be interesting to see how many of them get it! 1 NeuroTypical reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mordorbund 4392 Report post Posted January 4 7 hours ago, Jamie123 said: I just pasted that link to my second year Networking Concepts students. I just got as far as introducing TCP to them before the Christmas break. It'll be interesting to see how many of them get it! None of them if the connection keeps timing out. 2 Carborendum and Jamie123 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Goldstein 553 Report post Posted January 6 (edited) 10+10 and 11+11 are the same. This joke works better when you say the totals out loud. Edited January 7 by Emmanuel Goldstein 2 dprh and Vort reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mordorbund 4392 Report post Posted January 7 19 hours ago, Emmanuel Goldstein said: 10+10 and 11+11 are the same. This joke works better when you say the totals out loud. For @Vort and @dprh The first is 20 and the second is 20 too! 1 3 Jamie123, dprh, Carborendum and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeuroTypical 9168 Report post Posted January 7 No matter what anyone says, or how often I hear it, no, 2020 did not win. 2 Vort and dprh reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emmanuel Goldstein 553 Report post Posted January 7 18 minutes ago, NeuroTypical said: No matter what anyone says, or how often I hear it, no, 2020 did not win. It appears that 2020 tag teamed off to 2021. Just waiting for the folding chair to hit us on the head. 1 NeuroTypical reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carborendum 1537 Report post Posted January 31 (edited) This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined. Edited January 31 by Carborendum 1 3 Vort, dprh, mordorbund and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Traveler 3740 Report post Posted February 12 Q: What is the difference between G-d and a US congressman? A: G-d does not think he is a US congressman. The Traveler 1 1 NeuroTypical and Jamie123 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vort 16586 Report post Posted March 26 What's the difference between this thread and unfriendly vaccination nurses? This thread is a bunch of joking perks. The nurses are a bunch of poking jerks. 1 3 NeuroTypical, Jamie123, Carborendum and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
