Lame Jokes, the Sequel


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7 minutes ago, zil said:

Dude, the thread is for lame jokes.  You're making commentary, not jokes.  Anatess is making like you're trying to tell lame jokes and failing.

Consider it a threadjack... that didn't take off.

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For Christmas:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer died tonight while flying over Barcelona as he was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.  While a collision between all three bodies occurred, eyewitnesses reported that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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5 hours ago, Carborendum said:

For Christmas:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer died tonight while flying over Barcelona as he was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747.  While a collision between all three bodies occurred, eyewitnesses reported that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

When I am driving along with the kids and I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I think a cute thing to say is, "Looks like Santa got tired of Blitzen's crap."

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After church yesterday I was presented with a trifle which was left over from the children's Christmas party.

It looked something like this:

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I took it to my wife who said "You know how long that trifle has been open in the refrigerator?"

(She tends to know these things: she is on the Parochial Church Council and usually helps out with most kids' activities.)

I said, "So you're a trifle reluctant to eat it?"

She told me to shut up. Naturally I didn't.

About 20 trifle-related puns later my wife and daughter were both hopping mad, so I asked: "Do I detect that you're getting a trifle annoyed?"

My family were now preparing to murder me.

So I asked them "Don't you think you're overreacting a trifle?"

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What a trifling thing it was to argue about!

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That is awesome, Jamie.

tri·fle
[ˈtrīfəl]

NOUN

  1. a thing of little value or importance:
    "we needn't trouble the headmaster over such trifles"
    synonyms: unimportant thing · trivial thing · triviality · 
     
  2. BRITISH
    a cold dessert of sponge cake and fruit covered with layers of custard, jelly, and cream.
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1 hour ago, Vort said:

That is awesome, Jamie.

tri·fle
[ˈtrīfəl]
 

NOUN

  1. a thing of little value or importance:
    "we needn't trouble the headmaster over such trifles"
    synonyms: unimportant thing · trivial thing · triviality · 
     
  2. BRITISH
    a cold dessert of sponge cake and fruit covered with layers of custard, jelly, and cream.

Somebody who eats a trifle with a trifle is not to be trifled with.

 

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