[Levity Needed]: Name MOE's Religious Affiliation


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It has come to my attention that I need a new phrase to use as my religious affiliation on my profile. As a stop gap, I changed my affiliation to "Uncooperative Mormon." But I'm willing to change it to something more amusing. Submit your ideas. Immortalize your wit in my profile. 

Good natured MOE-deprecation is permissible.

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1 hour ago, MarginOfError said:

It has come to my attention that I need a new phrase to use as my religious affiliation on my profile. As a stop gap, I changed my affiliation to "Uncooperative Mormon." But I'm willing to change it to something more amusing. Submit your ideas. Immortalize your wit in my profile. 

Good natured MOE-deprecation is permissible.

For the record I will support you - with whatever it is that you intend to give as your profile when you meet with G-d -- face to face.  But also for the record - I would think it better if you found a better way to discribe yourself before G-d other than telling him you are and forever intend to be uncoperative.  Never-the-less the choice is yours and I will assist you as best I can.

 

The Traveler

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24 minutes ago, Just_A_Guy said:

Statistically Mormon?

Pathologically Mormon?  (You still work in epidemiology, yes?)

Or, "of non-binary mormonism"

I'm afraid I am no longer in medicine. I won't say what I work with now... doing so has the odd side effect of drawing the attention of the feds.

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You asked for levity, but I'm afraid I'll have to give some background or you may take this as a personal attack.

To an environmental engineer the term "scummy" is actually a compliment.  "Sludgey" is an insult.  In a lagoon, the stuff that floats to the top is designated as "scum".  The stuff that falls to the bottom is designated "sludge".  So, if you call him a scummy engineer, you're saying that he rose to the top.

So, could you be a "scummy Mormon"?

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11 hours ago, MarginOfError said:

I won't say what I work with now... doing so has the odd side effect of drawing the attention of the feds.

Yeth. Thuch thingth are really a meth, if you know what I mean. (Thorry about the lithp.)

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On 1/3/2017 at 9:22 AM, MarginOfError said:

It has come to my attention that I need a new phrase to use as my religious affiliation on my profile. As a stop gap, I changed my affiliation to "Uncooperative Mormon." But I'm willing to change it to something more amusing. Submit your ideas. Immortalize your wit in my profile. 

Good natured MOE-deprecation is permissible.

Is that you Mo-E? (it's me, Mo-E)
Is that you Mo-E? (on a UFO)
Is that you Mo-E? (it's me, Mo-E)
The interdimensional outer space being

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