pam Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 https://thesundaypews.wordpress.com/2017/02/11/bishop-calls-for-pew-to-be-cut-in-half-after-sac-mtg-territory-dispute/ Pew in chapel to be cut in half. classylady and Backroads 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 "Fetch a chainsaw", huh? They should have flipped a coin, too. Flippin' fetchers. mordorbund 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 4 hours ago, pam said: https://thesundaypews.wordpress.com/2017/02/11/bishop-calls-for-pew-to-be-cut-in-half-after-sac-mtg-territory-dispute/ Pew in chapel to be cut in half. Very funny! As is the rest of the site. Excuse me, I have to go sharpen a spear for church tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Or just remove said bench and no one sits on it. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palerider Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 What's sad is I know an area where a family stopped attending over what they felt was their pew...new family moved in and started sitting in "their" pew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 10 minutes ago, Palerider said: What's sad is I know an area where a family stopped attending over what they felt was their pew...new family moved in and started sitting in "their" pew. And the house on the sand washed away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 The best satire is just barely distinguishable from reality. Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bytebear Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) We sat in the same pew for years, probably left side, fourth row. Then my mom got a calling that kept her from getting to Sacrament meeting until it just began, so we switched to last row of the overflow section. No one really wanted our new seats. Edited March 5, 2017 by bytebear Palerider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askandanswer Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) Surely there were other members who could have provided evidence of who sat where? Woops. silly me, I've just read through some more articles from the sight and realised its intended for humorous purposes. But we do have one or two people in our ward who I can imagine getting somewhat upset if someone tried to take over where they normally sit. Edited March 5, 2017 by askandanswer Realised it was a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classylady Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 The bishop had so much wisdom. mordorbund 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) Here is satire very close to reality https://thesundaypews.wordpress.com/2017/02/23/chorister-runs-out-of-obscure-hymns-for-sac-mtg-resorts-to-1908-hymnal/ Dear Hymn-selection committee, Why is that hymn not sung frequently? Because it's a dog! Let it die! Only Adele could hit those notes. Give it up! Edited March 5, 2017 by Sunday21 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrShorty Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 (edited) Interestingly, I shared this with my wife, who did not find it funny because she is aware of situations where something like this actually happened, and people left the church over arguments about whose pew is whose. Edited March 5, 2017 by MrShorty Palerider 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 20 hours ago, NeuroTypical said: The best satire is just barely distinguishable from reality. Ha! Good one, NT! Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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