Vort Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 21 minutes ago, e-eye said: Don't drink caffeine This is not a misconception; many Latter-day Saints do not drink caffeine. They are wise. Traveler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 zil, Sunday21 and Jedi_Nephite 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 42 minutes ago, e-eye said: Mormons eat green jello - seriously when was the last time you had green jello I have listened to Green Jello quite recently. Little pig, little pig, let me in! Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin! (if you aren't into alternative rock from the very early 90s, you probably don't know what I am talking about and that's OK) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 22 minutes ago, Vort said: This is not a misconception; many Latter-day Saints do not drink caffeine. They are wise. My brother's mission president told the mission: if you drink caffeine, you are only 90% Mormon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted February 23, 2018 Report Share Posted February 23, 2018 (edited) On 2/23/2018 at 4:08 PM, Vort said: This is not a misconception; many Latter-day Saints do not drink caffeine. They are wise. Teachings on homosexuality? No. Questions about the Kinderhook Plates? No. Insinuations about the morality of your mother? No. Saying that University of Utah could beat BYU in football? No. Want to start a fight between two LDS? Ask each one if LDS can drink a Pepsi. Edited February 25, 2018 by MormonGator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted February 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 3 hours ago, DoctorLemon said: My brother's mission president told the mission: if you drink caffeine, you are only 90% Mormon! One word: Utchdorf Midwest LDS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2018 Report Share Posted February 24, 2018 (edited) Breakfast every weekday morning for me: two 20 oz bottles of diet Coke and a pack containing two Twinkies. Breakfast of champions! (The funniest part is my little daily ritual costs me only 260 calories) Edited February 24, 2018 by DoctorLemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-eye Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 2:08 PM, Vort said: This is not a misconception; many Latter-day Saints do not drink caffeine. They are wise. On 2/23/2018 at 5:48 PM, Sunday21 said: One word: Utchdorf Or one more word: Monson. If if you are wise you would stay away from so many foods it would make your head spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-eye Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 2:08 PM, Vort said: This is not a misconception; many Latter-day Saints do not drink caffeine. They are wise. In Arizona it is. I hear it all the time where people think Mormons don’t drink caffeine. Don’t get me wrong, we should all be healthy but caffeineted drinks is on this list for misconceptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 4:48 PM, Sunday21 said: One word: Utchdorf What about Elder Uchtdorf? Did you take his "soft drink that shall not be named" comment as some sort of jokey confession to drinking caffeinated soda pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) 8 hours ago, e-eye said: In Arizona it is. I hear it all the time where people think Mormons don’t drink caffeine. Don’t get me wrong, we should all be healthy but caffeineted drinks is on this list for misconceptions. The point is that many Mormons do indeed avoid caffeinated drinks. So it's not a misconception. Edited February 25, 2018 by Vort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 1:32 PM, DoctorLemon said: My brother's mission president told the mission: if you drink caffeine, you are only 90% Mormon! That's because by partaking of caffeine, you're paying the devil his tithe. Midwest LDS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 2:08 PM, Vort said: This is not a misconception; many Latter-day Saints do not drink caffeine. They are wise. Or unwise... depending on the situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 1:17 PM, Sunday21 said: @Traveler Good list! And only inaccurate on a few points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) On 2/23/2018 at 1:17 PM, Sunday21 said: @Traveler Good list! dup Edited February 25, 2018 by The Folk Prophet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted February 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 2 hours ago, Vort said: What about Elder Uchtdorf? Did you take his "soft drink that shall not be named" comment as some sort of jokey confession to drinking caffeinated soda pop? Yup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 hours ago, The Folk Prophet said: Or unwise... depending on the situation To use a more extreme example: Some Mormons don't kill people. That's wise. Or unwise...depending on the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Sunday21 said: Yup! Do you have any evidence of this, other than your interpretation of his mention of soft drinks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted February 25, 2018 Report Share Posted February 25, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Vort said: Do you have any evidence of this, other than your interpretation of his mention of soft drinks? https://www.deseretnews.com/article/865689285/BYU-to-sell-caffeinated-soft-drinks-on-campus-starting-today.html I say, first, Pepsi from a teaspoon, Then beer from a bottle. An' the next thing ya know, Your son is playin' for money In a pinch-back suit. Ya Got trouble @Vort, big big trouble. Edited February 25, 2018 by MormonGator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 And that's what comes from men and women dancing. Sunday21 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Nephite Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 4:30 PM, DoctorLemon said: I have listened to Green Jello quite recently. Little pig, little pig, let me in! Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin! (if you aren't into alternative rock from the very early 90s, you probably don't know what I am talking about and that's OK) Green Jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Jedi_Nephite said: Green Jelly. Wrong! They recorded for years and years as Green Jello until a lawsuit in 1992 brought by Kraft Foods forced them to change their name to Green Jelly: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Jellÿ#Albums By the time of the lawsuit and subsequent name change, they had already released "Three Little Pigs" under the name "Green Jello", which came out on their 1991 second EP with a title I cannot print here. As Green Jelly, they would go on to record "333" in 1994, but it was clear that the band was in serious decline and went on hiatus soon after. Edited February 26, 2018 by DoctorLemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 5 hours ago, MormonGator said: Ya Got trouble @Vort, big big trouble. With a capital "V", and that rhymes with "C", and that stands for "caffeine"! mordorbund 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday21 Posted February 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&channel=iphone_bm&source=hp&ei=q5-TWuSVGaK9jwTP6qDwCA&q=ya+got+trouble&oq=ya+got+trouble&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.12..0l5.2798.8358..9006...0....103.1265.11j3..........1..mobile-gws-wiz-hp.....3..5j41j0i131.wamKj%2FUezzQ%3D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MormonGator Posted February 26, 2018 Report Share Posted February 26, 2018 9 hours ago, Vort said: With a capital "V", and that rhymes with "C", and that stands for "caffeine"! I'm surprised you know about The Music Man @Vort. I always assumed it would be much too edgy for your tastes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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