Third Hour Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 1. "Don't Sweat the Petty Things and Don't Pet the Sweaty Things," AMIRITE? "At EFY, a boy asked me to dance. I think he was trying to dance as much as possible, and it was working because he was literally dripping sweat. My hand was on his shoulder and when he would move his head or we would sway, the sweat from his forehead would drip onto my hand. What could I have done to get his head sweat off of my hand?! Nothing. I couldn’t casually wipe it on his shirt. So I guess I had to leave it there on my hand. Close to the end of the dance, the same boy asked me to dance. He said he was trying to dance with every girl there. Luckily, I could say we already danced. And I was spared again. Poor boy." 2. What's the Opposite of a Cradle Robber? A Coffin Snatcher? IDK What this lady probably saw when he asked her to dance... Image via babybeauandbelle.com "My first church dance... View the full article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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