14 LDS Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Win You a Valentine


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1. "Are you the first book of Nephi? Because I can't seem to stop coming back to you." More like the first CHAPTER of Nephi, AMIRITE? 2. "Did you bring the brother of Jared across the sea? Because that body is tight like unto a dish!" 3. "I think you need to reread the Word of Wisdom, because you're SMOKIN'." #STEAMY 4. "Are you Laban's sword? Because you're exceedingly fine." 5. "Are you a good cause? Because I'd like to become anxiously engaged to you." ^This line sounds like something a returned missionary would say to the first girl he meets after he gets home. 6. "The tree of life called — it wants its sweetness back." 7. "I know you're not Ammon, but I find you completely disarming." 8. "Are you Jonah? Because I can't figure out where you've been hiding all my life." "Jonah on the Beach at Nineveh" by Daniel A. Lewis Although hopefully you haven't been hanging out in a whale's belly, because... I mean, yuck. 9. "I lived in Heaven a long time ago, it is...

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