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Easter Bunny Gets Into A Fight

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So, a man wearing an Ester Bunny outfit got into a fight in downtown Orlando.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/easter-bunny-in-downtown-orlando-fight-video-explains-why-he-started-throwing-punches

He spoke to the local news who asked him to explain what egged him on.  He said that he and a friend went bar hopping as they traded the costume back and forth.

He saw another man disrespecting a woman in some sort of altercation.  That's the sort of thing that just bugs him.  He then dug in to see what he could chew on.  When the other man spat in the face of the woman, why, his anger just plain multiplied beyond his ability to contain, and he got hopping mad. So, he began thumping him real good.

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When I read this story I thought of the scene from Mallrats where Jay and Silent Bob beat up the Easter Bunny. 

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19 minutes ago, unixknight said:

It got me thinking about the Bunnyman...

Is this what you did in your reckless youth? Sick, sick man. 

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9 minutes ago, unixknight said:

We all have our hobbies... Don't judge.

Everyone-next time I'm in DC, I'm going out to dinner with @unixknight and his wife.  If you don't see me post here for a week, please please please call the police! 

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2 minutes ago, MormonGator said:

Everyone-next time I'm in DC, I'm going out to dinner with @unixknight and his wife.  If you don't see me post here for a week, please please please call the police! 

Everyone - nix that.  I assume no responsibility for what may or may not happen to someone subsequent to having dinner with me and my wife.  I also refuse to answer any questions regarding the presence of a bunny suit in my trunk.

1 minute ago, mordorbund said:

Judging IS my hobby you insensitive clod!


That's it.  I'm calling in the Easter Bunny to protect me.  He handles all my light work.

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2 minutes ago, unixknight said:

Everyone - nix that.  I assume no responsibility for what may or may not happen to someone subsequent to having dinner with me and my wife.  I also refuse to answer any questions regarding the presence of a bunny suit in my trunk.

Remember pal, they think they found that guy who was shooting people in Tampa last year. But did they.....?

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2 hours ago, MormonGator said:

When I read this story I thought of the scene from Mallrats where Jay and Silent Bob beat up the Easter Bunny. 

At least you weren't thinking of Donnie Darko.

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14 minutes ago, anatess2 said:

I am disappointed that there's no mention of carrots anywhere.

I did my best.  See if you like it.

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So, apparently, the Easter Bunny has a lot of priors with an arrest record a mile long.

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