Vort Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 I'm secretly jealous of guys with beards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, Vort said: I'm secretly jealous of guys with beards. One of the things that discouraged me is I'd been growing mine for 8-9 months and my brother in law came into town for a visit who'd been growing his since around Jan: So ashamed of my lack of manliness. (Full disclosure: this picture of him is actually from the previous time h'd grown a beard in 2015 but is a good representation of what his looked like. I didn't get a pic of him this time around). Vort and Midwest LDS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) Three bishops ago, the bishopric had a beard growing contest in prep for some youth trek or other. 2 weeks into it, one counselor was a manly lumberjack. 6 months into it, the bishop was showing a tad of peach fuzz, which could be detectable by the human eye if the light hit him just right. Edited April 29, 2019 by NeuroTypical Vort and Midwest LDS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askandanswer Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 (edited) @Vort and @The Folk Prophet now that you've been called in and disciplined by not just one, but two moderators, I'm expecting much better behaviour from the two of you in future. Edited April 29, 2019 by askandanswer Vort and Midwest LDS 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 25 minutes ago, askandanswer said: @Vort and @The Folk Prophet now that you've been called in and disciplined by not just one, but two moderators, I'm expecting much better behaviour from the two of you in future. Yeah, you'd think that, right up until you meet @pam and @Just_A_Guy in the flesh and realize exactly who you're dealing with. Trust me, it's not TFP and me that you need to be worried about. askandanswer, pam, NeuroTypical and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traveler Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 7 hours ago, Vort said: I'm secretly jealous of guys with beards. Did you see the report of a study that showed that men's beards carry more harmful bacteria than animal fur? The Traveler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted April 29, 2019 Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, Traveler said: Did you see the report of a study that showed that men's beards carry more harmful bacteria than animal fur? The Traveler See, this is why I don’t kiss men. SilentOne, Traveler and askandanswer 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted April 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, Traveler said: Did you see the report of a study that showed that men's beards carry more harmful bacteria than animal fur? Why do you think women love kissing bearded men? Ah, the allure of living dangerously! Traveler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 JAG looks like such a nice guy. It's hard to imagine him as a hardened lawyer. SilentOne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 37 minutes ago, Connie said: JAG looks like such a nice guy. It's hard to imagine him as a hardened lawyer. Until he opens his mouth. Midwest LDS, Vort and Just_A_Guy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 50 minutes ago, Connie said: JAG looks like such a nice guy. It's hard to imagine him as a hardened lawyer. That was Jekyll-JAG. Hyde-JAG only comes out on the forums (for now). Vort and NeuroTypical 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 53 minutes ago, The Folk Prophet said: Until he opens his mouth. His burrito didn't stand a chance. SilentOne and Just_A_Guy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Vort said: His burrito didn't stand a chance. Hehe. Tip for anyone meeting up with @Just_A_Guy for a meal in the future: Bring a pocket dictionary. Or at least have Google read on your phone. Of course I didn't want to look dumb, so I just pretended to understand all the words he used. Thank goodness for context. To be fair, it was a bit hard to hear sometimes (as can often be the case in restaurants). So maybe they were normal words and I just didn't hear them right. Edited April 30, 2019 by The Folk Prophet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_A_Guy Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 (edited) 10 minutes ago, The Folk Prophet said: Hehe. Tip for anyone meeting up with @Just_A_Guy for a meal in the future: Bring a pocket dictionary. Or at least have Google read on your phone. Of course I didn't want to look dumb, so I just pretended to understand all the words he used. Thank goodness for context. To be fair, it was a bit hard to hear sometimes (as can often be the case in restaurants). So maybe they were normal words and I just didn't hear them right. (I spoke Portuguese all night. It’s just that you were the only one who noticed anything was off because you were the only one paying any attention to me at all. @pam was checking out the waiters, and @Vort was busy planting fingernails in the salads so we could get our meals comped. ) Edited April 30, 2019 by Just_A_Guy SilentOne, Vort, NeedleinA and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, Just_A_Guy said: @Vort was busy planting fingernails in the salads so we could get our meals comped. A dead rat is as good as a meal ticket. NeedleinA and Just_A_Guy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askandanswer Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Is this the same eating place where other thirdforum meet-ups have taken place? From what I recall of other pics of similar events, the setting looks quite similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
askandanswer Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 8 hours ago, The Folk Prophet said: Hehe. Tip for anyone meeting up with @Just_A_Guy for a meal in the future: Bring a pocket dictionary. Or at least have Google read on your phone. Of course I didn't want to look dumb, so I just pretended to understand all the words he used. Thank goodness for context. To be fair, it was a bit hard to hear sometimes (as can often be the case in restaurants). So maybe they were normal words and I just didn't hear them right. @Just_A_Guy a guy was talking and you were still able to eat? That's impressive! Just_A_Guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 5 hours ago, askandanswer said: Is this the same eating place where other thirdforum meet-ups have taken place? From what I recall of other pics of similar events, the setting looks quite similar. No we had not met here before. askandanswer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted April 30, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 1 hour ago, pam said: No we had not met here before. Los Hermanos. Or was it Dos Hermanos? Los, I think. TFP corrected me on it once, so he'll probably have to do it again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Just now, Vort said: Los Hermanos. Or was it Dos Hermanos? Los, I think. TFP corrected me on it once, so he'll probably have to do it again. All I know is it wasn't Tucanos and I'm bitter about it. 😞 Vort 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mores Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 On 4/26/2019 at 11:56 PM, Vort said: Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. "Very, very." Not just "very". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mores Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 On 4/29/2019 at 10:18 AM, The Folk Prophet said: I was working on the 3 foot beard, but this is all I got after almost 9 months: I finally got sick of it and cut it short. Apparently I'm neither sage enough or hipster enough when push comes to shove. You look just like a friend of mine who visits us every week or two to play D&D. He only has a 16" beard. Yes, I measured it once. He may have trimmed it a few times. But it is hecka long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 28 minutes ago, The Folk Prophet said: All I know is it wasn't Tucanos and I'm bitter about it. 😞 Yay Tucanos! Next time I'm in town I'll propose that. Didn't know Jooter was cool enough to have one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted May 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 22 hours ago, NeuroTypical said: Jooter Took me until this morning to figure this one out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Folk Prophet Posted May 1, 2019 Report Share Posted May 1, 2019 8 minutes ago, Vort said: Took me until this morning to figure this one out. Share then. Because I'm lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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