Bible Jokes (the Nice Kind) :)


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A father was telling Torah stories to his young children.

He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city and never look back.  But, his wife looked back, sadly, and so was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

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On 6/4/2019 at 5:50 AM, Aish HaTorah said:

A father was telling Torah stories to his young children.

He read, "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city and never look back.  But, his wife looked back, sadly, and so was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

This one is funny. :)

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There are a boatload of silly ones:

Where's baseball mentioned in the Bible?  IN THE BIG-INNING

Where's tennis mentioned?  JOSEPH SERVED IN PHAROAH'S COURT

Who was the shortest prophet? KNEE-HIGH-MIAH

How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark with him? NONE...MOSES TOOK NONE

What are the five history books of the New Testament?  MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE, JOHN & ACTS (BIOGRAPHY IS HISTORY)

ETC.

 

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