Jamie123 Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 "Sixteen sodium atoms go into a bar. Followed by Batman." I was the only person in my family who found that funny. Here are a few more: "What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? Grapes are purple." "What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? 'Here come the elephants'." "What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? 'Here come the grapes'. (She was colour blind.)" MrShorty, dprh and NeuroTypical 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vort Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 You have to be of a certain age to get the Batman joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anatess2 Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 7 hours ago, Vort said: You have to be of a certain age to get the Batman joke. Not anymore. Vort, Traveler and Jamie123 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie123 Posted January 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 (edited) As kids, my brother and I used to love the Adam West Batman. We would also make up our own silly Batman stories (as if the real thing wasn't crazy enough) in which Robin and Batgirl were a pair of mischievous 10-year-olds, playing pranks on Batman and/or trying to steal "batmobiscuits" (bat cookies) from the "batmobiscuitbarrel". Our Batman was also a terrible show off, always too busy posing in his pimped-up Batmobile to catch any villains, and always getting embarrassed or knocked off his perch by Robin's antics. Happy memories. Edited January 15, 2020 by Jamie123 Vort and MrShorty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 9 hours ago, Jamie123 said: "What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? Grapes are purple." "What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? 'Here come the elephants'." "What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming? 'Here come the grapes'. (She was colour blind.)" What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing dark sunglasses? Nothing. He didn't recognize them. Jamie123 and MrShorty 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zil Posted January 15, 2020 Report Share Posted January 15, 2020 What do you call someone who likes farm equipment? . . . Protractor. Jamie123, MrShorty and NeuroTypical 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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