MADB Posted January 5, 2007 Report Share Posted January 5, 2007 love animals, they taste great.EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Give me ambiguity or give me something else. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. View the full article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish4kitty Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 PETA .....people eating tasty animals missing your cat....check my tire tread my kid beat up your honor roll kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningStar Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Are we supposed to make up our own here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolgirl Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 You can make up your own...or you just use others you find! I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish4kitty Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I heard them just didn't know what to do with the info...LOL f4k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiJolly Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 My fav. Mormons do it for eternity HiJolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Steuss Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 I saw this one an old beat up car once: “Don’t Laugh. At Least It’s Paid For” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Mom Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 I saw this one an old beat up car once:“Don’t Laugh. At Least It’s Paid For”Quiet women never made historyI love my BMW- Basic Mormon WagonDon't make me get out my flying monkiesI'm not speeding, I'm qualifyingCover me while I change lanesI don't have ADHD, I'm perfectly...HEY LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish4kitty Posted November 14, 2007 Report Share Posted November 14, 2007 Quiet women never made historyI love my BMW- Basic Mormon WagonDon't make me get out my flying monkiesI'm not speeding, I'm qualifyingCover me while I change lanesI don't have ADHD, I'm perfectly...HEY LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! Love toooooooooo butterflies....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fish4kitty Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 Go ahead keep blowing your horn...I'm reloading My other 4x4 has legs old fisherman never die they just smell like they did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aruth5000 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 CAUTION: Blonde Thinking If You Dont Like My Driving, Then Stay Off The Sidewalk I'm still a hot babe, but now it comes in flashes Not all who wander are lost Are as close to jesus as you are to my bumper? Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit ... GOT IT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celloplyr4lyfe Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 So these aren't exactly bumper stickers, but funny (well, to music geeks like me) Gut strings? I play the cello to silence the voices in my head. It's 4:40. Do you know where your cello is? Help! I Baroque my Bach. Have you hugged a cellist lately? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pinkiwikisses Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 PETA .....people eating tasty animalsThat's horrible!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
utcowboy Posted May 15, 2008 Report Share Posted May 15, 2008 That's horrible!!!I thought it was pretty funny :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolgirl Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Lol.It was pretty gross at first but don't see it the gross way lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pinkiwikisses Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 I thought it was pretty funny :)Lol.It was pretty gross at first but don't see it the gross way lolI only said that it was horrible because I am a vegetarian. Animals do have thoughts and feeling too. I don't think you would want anyone just roasting and eating other humans. (I don't think I really got the point that I was trying to get across by this post :-l). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truegrits Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I only said that it was horrible because I am a vegetarian. Animals do have thoughts and feeling too. I don't think you would want anyone just roasting and eating other humans. (I don't think I really got the point that I was trying to get across by this post :-l). I understood you just fine. :)I am also a vegetarian; the only one in my family; the only one in my Ward. Try finding something you can eat at a Church function except for the desserts...LOL... It is a good thing I like dessert!PETA .....people eating tasty animalsI did not laugh, either; heck, I did not even smile! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truegrits Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I like this quote..."Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself." (James Anthony Froude) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truegrits Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Ham radio operators do it with greater frequency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I like this quote..."Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself." (James Anthony Froude) you know that's not true right? i've seen cats catch and play with a mouse it did not eat. i've seen dolphins play with frogs in the water, has nothing to do with food or teritory, etc. i believe killer whales also play with their food when i think they could pretty much take it out swiftly (but i could be wrong on that one). i've head about dog packs killing kids or other dogs, cats, etc just to kill.now you could make the argument that animals that do that aren't right in the head and most do not. but that same argument could be made about ppl. the men i know that hunt don't find "humor" in suffering animals. they very much respect the animals. they don't just kill, they eat the animal. do they "enjoy" the sport and the hunt, yes. but so do the animals or they wouldn't play the same way. it's part of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwen Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 i saw this in a bathroom of a home i visited recently. we try to keep this restroom clean gentlemen, please step a little closer it's not as long as you think. ladies, please stay seated until the performance is finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truegrits Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure. The bigger the hat, the better the cowboy. :) (utcowboy) :)My dog is smarter than your honor student.I'm still a hot babe, but now it it comes in flashes. (LOL...sooo true!)The winner of the rat race is still a rat. The Moral Majority is neither. Don't believe everything you think.I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy. I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian! Excess is never too much in moderation. My mind is like a steel trap. Rusty and illegal in most states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Mormon Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 It's not really a bumper sticker, but I saw this on the back of a shirt once: "I'm a bomb technician. If I'm running, try and keep up!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenamarie Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 A Coast Guard buddy of mine has this on his car: Support your local Search and Rescue: GET LOST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skalenfehl Posted June 5, 2008 Report Share Posted June 5, 2008 Work harder! Millions on welfare depend on you! Annoy a Liberal. Work hard and be happy! I love my country. It's the government I'm afraid of! Dole for pineapple! Empty the prisons. Make room for Congress! Guns don't kill people, drivers with cell phones do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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