My Mid-Year's Resolutions


Jamie123
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I'm going to stop being a wicked man, and start being a GOOD man.

I'm going to stop making obscene gestures to BMW drivers.

(Yes...even when they do cut me up.)

I'm going to stop looking "lustfully" at women...

(well...except my wife of course)

...'coz we all know what Jesus said about that!

I'm going to stop getting angry and doing Basil Fawlty impressions. I'm going to treat everyone with infinite patience.

(Yes...even the most annoying people.)

I'm going to stop spreading gossip. I'm going to stop making snarky comments to the effect that Meghan Markle keeps her husband under house arrest.

Wish me luck. I'm going to need it!

 

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2 hours ago, NeuroTypical said:

Basil Fawlty, Reginald Perrin, and Ron Swanson are my heroes.

Speaking of Perrin, I used to do a great Rigsby impression in the car on the way to my step daughter's parents' evening.  (Her teacher was called Miss Jones - though I never quite had the nerve to "Rigsby" her to her face!)

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