Mormons Don't Drink Beer and They're Perfect


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How many beers will one Baptist drink who has a cooler with a 12-pack of beer? All of them.

How many beers will two Baptists together drink who have a cooler with a 12-pack of beer? None.

How many Mormons go to church on Sundays as museums for the perfect? All of them.

How many Mormons go to church on Sundays as hospitals for the afflicted? None.

No, I did not get the job for writing jokes on popsicle sticks for Deseret Industries.

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