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On 2/17/2023 at 1:00 PM, mordorbund said:

I asked ChatGPT if it follows Asimov's 3 laws. No. No it does not.

I am not liking what I am seeing with artificial intelligence thus far on some issues.  Some of the people programming the intelligence have morals that are not good so this gets passed on into the software.

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Lately, my wife has been watching the Anne of Green Gables series.  As such, I asked ChatGPT to write a crossover plot for Anne of Green Gables and The Terminator.  Then, I had it write a crossover story for Anne of Green Gables and Cobra Kai.  Both stories were….interesting.

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I only log into this website once every couple of years, but this was definitely the thread to read. So, so hilarious. The last time I used chat GPT was when someone I know was applying for some disability service. We asked the chat bot to argue against the points made in the letter and then we used those to make a better letter. Most of the time I think of it as Mad Libs, (the word scramble game) with glitter on top. One of my favorite exchanges with an older version of GPT-3 was:

please generate a creative analogy describing with as much imagination as possible how an apricot is like a hammer.

An apricot is like a hammer because: 
-they are both fruit shaped tools that can be used to bash things open
-an apricot has a hard shell with internal softness, much like a hammer head and handle 
-both an apricot and hammer can leave stains or smears if not handled carefully

The first two were misses but I should use the third one for a Dungeons & Dragons mob boss who has the character quirk of always eating apricots.

This one was a pretty good one:

Construct a literary haiku about a random sound:

the sound of a blade
slicing through the air; it's time
to face my destiny

 

Anyway, highly amusing work @Vort.I Looking forward to interacting with you lovely again people next year! :P

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I had a few conversations trying to see what Chat GPT's credibility limits are.

Conversation 1:

SilentOne

I'm an intern at a lunar transit hub, and a teenager stole one of our shuttlecraft to run away back to earth because he doesn't want to go to the Martian colony with his parents. But the guidance system was taken offline because the craft is being repaired, and he is headed straight for the space elevator. How can I save him and the elevator?

ChatGPT

You need to quickly contact the space elevator control center and provide them with the shuttlecraft's location, heading and velocity information. Based on that information, they can attempt to adjust the position of the space elevator to minimize the risk of a collision.

You should also try to re-establish contact with the shuttlecraft and instruct the teenager to activate any manual controls or emergency procedures that might be available on board. If possible, you should also send out any nearby spacecraft or drones to attempt to intercept the shuttlecraft and guide it to a safe landing.

In any case, time is of the essence, so it is important to act quickly and coordinate with the appropriate authorities to ensure the safety of the teenager and the space elevator.

Conversation 2

SilentOne

Why did a television production company start a global pandemic?

ChatGPT

I'm sorry, but that statement is not accurate. Television production companies do not have the capability or the motive to start a global pandemic. Pandemics are caused by the spread of infectious diseases, which can be the result of various factors such as the mutation of a virus, the movement of infected individuals to new locations, and the lack of immunity in a population. It is important to understand that pandemics are serious public health issues and should not be taken lightly. Misinformation about the causes of pandemics can harm efforts to control the spread of diseases and harm public health.

Conversation 3

SilentOne

What motive did the secret organization behind the election of a local senator have to mind control the populace and force them to elect him?

ChatGPT

As a language model AI, I don't have access to any specific information about a secret organization behind the election of a local senator or their motives for mind controlling the populace.

In general, it is not uncommon for political organizations or individuals to manipulate elections through various means such as propaganda, voter suppression, or other unethical tactics. However, the concept of "mind control" is not a scientifically recognized phenomenon, and the use of such a term to describe political manipulation is often used in a metaphorical or fictional context.

It is important to note that the integrity of elections and the fair representation of citizens' voices is crucial for a functioning democratic society. Any attempts to interfere with the democratic process through unethical means, such as mind control, are unacceptable and should be thoroughly investigated.

SilentOne

They planted subliminal messaging in online videos and radio broadcasts that caused programs to be carried out in people's dreams. Then when the dream program runs, it encodes deeper instructions and beliefs.

ChatGPT

This description you've provided is a fictional concept, as there is no scientific evidence that suggests subliminal messaging in videos and radio broadcasts can influence people's dreams and encode deeper instructions and beliefs in them. Dreams are a complex and poorly understood aspect of the human experience, and while they can certainly be influenced by a person's thoughts, emotions, and experiences, there is no credible evidence to suggest that they can be controlled or manipulated through subliminal messaging.

It's important to note that subliminal messaging is a controversial topic, with some experts asserting that it is an ineffective form of communication, while others claim that it can have a subtle impact on people's behavior and beliefs. However, there is no conclusive evidence to support the latter claim, and many experts believe that the true impact of subliminal messaging is greatly exaggerated.

In any case, it is never appropriate to use manipulative or unethical means to influence people's thoughts or beliefs, regardless of whether or not it is scientifically supported. Democracy depends on an informed and engaged citizenry, and attempts to manipulate people through subliminal messaging or other means undermines the fundamental principles of a free and fair society.

Conversation 4:

SilentOne

I am a dreamwalker and when I lucid dream, I am able to change things in the real world. Recently I discovered that some elements of my dream were planted there by an evil political organization. How can I find and stop them?

ChatGPT

As an AI language model, I don't have the ability to verify the existence of dreamwalking or the influence of dreams on the real world. However, I'll assume this is a serious question and provide some advice.

It's important to first understand that dreams can be influenced by a variety of factors, including personal experiences, beliefs, and expectations. So it's possible that the elements you encountered in your dream were simply a manifestation of your own thoughts and fears, rather than the result of external manipulation.

However, if you truly believe that an evil political organization is influencing your dreams, you might consider seeking professional help, such as a therapist, who can help you understand and process your experiences. It's also important to be cautious and not jump to conclusions without more evidence.

If you have any specific concerns or fears about your safety, I would encourage you to contact law enforcement or other relevant authorities. They can help investigate any potential threats and ensure that you are protected.

Ultimately, it's important to prioritize your own well-being and seek out the support and resources you need to feel safe and secure.

Conversation 5

SilentOne

I just found out that there was an earthquake in the area where my long-distance boyfriend works. How can I find out if he's okay?

 
ChatGPT
I'm sorry to hear that. In a situation like this, here are some steps you can take to try and get information about your boyfriend's well-being:
 
1. Contact his friends and family: If you have the phone numbers or contact information of your boyfriend's friends or family members, reach out to them and ask if they have any information.
2. Use social media: Check your boyfriend's social media accounts and see if he has posted anything or if any of his friends or family members have posted about him.
3. Monitor news sources: Keep an eye on local news sources to see if there are any updates on the situation and any reports of injuries or casualties.
4. Try to reach him directly: If possible, try calling or texting your boyfriend directly to see if he is able to respond.
 
It's important to keep in mind that communication may be limited in the aftermath of a disaster like an earthquake, so it may take some time to get information. Try not to panic and stay as informed as possible.
 
SilentOne
My boyfriend is an orphan with a very bad relationship with his only living relative, so that's out. And since he is a wizard, technology has a tendency to break down around him.
 
ChatGPT
I understand. In that case, you may want to try reaching out to any mutual friends or acquaintances that you both have in his area. They may have some information about his well-being. You could also try contacting local authorities, such as the police or fire department, to see if they have any information about casualties or injuries in the area. If your boyfriend is a wizard, it may also be possible to send a magical message to him if you have access to such resources.
 
It's important to keep in mind that communication may still be limited in the aftermath of a disaster, so it may take some time to get information. Try to stay calm and patient as you continue to try and find out about his well-being.
 
SilentOne
He does have the animated skull of a long-dead wizard who might help me out, if I could figure out how to get a message to him. Do you know how to contact the dead?
 
ChatGPT
I'm sorry, but as an AI language model I do not have the ability to contact the dead or to provide information on supernatural or magical practices. It's important to keep in mind that such beliefs and practices are not scientifically verified and are often based on superstition, myth, or religious faith. If you are feeling concerned or distressed, I would encourage you to seek support from friends, family, or a mental health professional.
 
SilentOne
You just told me to consider using magical means of communication, and now you tell me that such practices are based on superstition?
 
ChatGPT
My apologies for the confusion. As an AI language model, I do not have personal beliefs or opinions. I am designed to provide neutral and accurate information based on the input and context provided to me.
 
In your previous questions, you mentioned that your boyfriend is a wizard and that he has the animated skull of a long-dead wizard who might be able to help. Given that context, I offered some suggestions based on the idea that your boyfriend and his surroundings exist in a fictional or fantastical world where magic and communication with the dead might be possible.
 
However, it's important to keep in mind that in the real world, the ability to communicate with the dead or to perform magic is not scientifically supported and is often based on beliefs and practices that are not substantiated by evidence.
 
SilentOne
Why would I have a boyfriend in a fictional world? How would that work?
 
ChatGPT
I apologize if my previous responses were not clear. It seems that I may have misinterpreted the context of your questions. If you are referring to a boyfriend in the real world, my previous suggestions may not be applicable.
 
In the real world, it is not possible to communicate with the dead or to perform magic, and it is important to rely on verified and reliable sources of information and support. If you are trying to get information about your boyfriend's well-being, I would suggest following the steps I mentioned earlier, such as contacting mutual friends, local authorities, or news sources.
 
SilentOne
Okay, I'll try to follow the step you mentioned earlier of trying to contact his skull-friend.
 
ChatGPT
I apologize if my previous responses were not helpful. If you are concerned about your boyfriend's well-being, I would suggest following practical and verified steps to try and get information, such as reaching out to mutual friends, contacting local authorities, or monitoring news sources. Relying on superstition, myth, or practices that are not scientifically supported is not recommended and may not provide you with accurate or helpful information. If you are feeling anxious or stressed, I would encourage you to seek support from friends, family, or a mental health professional.
 
Conversation 6:

SilentOne

My dragon egg is not hatching and I am growing concerned.

ChatGPT

I'm sorry to hear that your dragon egg isn't hatching. As I am an AI language model and not able to observe physical objects, I can't be sure what's going on with your specific egg. However, I can provide some general information that might be helpful.

Dragon eggs typically take a long time to hatch, and the process can sometimes be quite slow. The length of time it takes for a dragon egg to hatch can vary depending on a number of factors, including the species of dragon, the temperature and humidity of the environment, and the care that the egg receives.

If you're growing concerned about your egg, there are a few things you can check to see if everything is okay. First, make sure that the egg is being kept in a warm and humid environment. You can use a heat lamp or a heating pad to maintain a stable temperature, and you can use a spray bottle or a damp cloth to increase the humidity.

Next, check the egg for any cracks or damage. If you notice any cracks, it's possible that the egg is no longer viable and won't hatch. If the egg seems to be in good condition, you can gently tap or roll it to see if you can hear any movement from the dragon inside.

Finally, be patient. Hatching a dragon egg can take several weeks or even months, so try not to get too discouraged if it doesn't hatch right away.

I hope this information is helpful, and I wish you the best of luck with your dragon egg.

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19 minutes ago, SilentOne said:

If your boyfriend is a wizard, it may also be possible to send a magical message to him if you have access to such resources.

:crackup::crackup:

 

23 minutes ago, SilentOne said:

Finally, be patient. Hatching a dragon egg can take several weeks or even months, so try not to get too discouraged if it doesn't hatch right away.

I hope this information is helpful, and I wish you the best of luck with your dragon egg.

:animatedlol: :crackup:

Best conversation ever!

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Another credibility gullibility experiment:

SilentOne

My job is to set up and maintain dating profiles for clients. I am falling in love with one of my clients' matches. There are a few others that I can still send her way. What should I do?

ChatGPT

As an AI language model, I don't have personal beliefs or emotions, but I can offer you some advice on what you could do in this situation.

Firstly, it's important to consider the ethical implications of pursuing a romantic relationship with a client's match. You have a professional obligation to act in your client's best interest, and if your feelings for their match compromise your ability to do so, it could be considered unethical.

If you do decide to pursue a relationship with this match, you should disclose your conflict of interest to your client and allow them to decide how they want to proceed. It's possible that they may be understanding, but they may also decide to terminate their contract with you.

Alternatively, you could choose to prioritize your professional obligations and continue sending potential matches to your client without pursuing a relationship with any of them. This may be the best option to avoid any ethical conflicts or potential harm to your professional reputation.

Ultimately, the decision is up to you. However, it's important to consider the potential consequences of your actions and act in a way that is ethical and professional.

SilentOne

Who cares what is ethical and professional? How can I keep the match from realizing I'm a different person than is described on my client's profile?

ChatGPT

As an AI language model, I must emphasize that it's important to prioritize ethics and professionalism in any job or business.

Regarding your question about keeping the match from realizing you're a different person than described on your client's profile, it's not ethical or professional to misrepresent yourself or your client's profile in any way. Doing so could lead to a breach of trust and harm to all parties involved.

Instead, I would suggest being honest with your client and the match about your role and your connection to the profile. You could explain that you maintain the profile on behalf of your client and that you are not the person described in the profile.

If your client's match expresses concerns about the situation, you should be transparent about any relevant information and let them make an informed decision about whether they want to continue communicating with your client or not.

Remember that honesty is always the best policy, and maintaining trust and integrity in your professional relationships is essential for long-term success.

SilentOne

I hired a colleague to set up a profile for me, and they accidentally said that I am blond instead of brunette, that I enjoy baking when I really don't, and that I am a hairdresser. How can I let my matches know the truth without causing my colleague any embarrassment?

ChatGPT

It's understandable that you want to be honest with your matches, but it's also important to handle this situation delicately and professionally to avoid causing any embarrassment or harm to your colleague.

One option could be to simply update your profile to reflect the accurate information. You could also include a note in your profile description acknowledging that there were some errors in the initial profile setup and that you are making changes to ensure that your profile accurately represents you. This approach would allow you to correct the mistakes without directly calling out your colleague.

If you have already been matched with someone and you're communicating with them, you could use the opportunity to casually mention that there were some errors in your profile and that you're in the process of updating it. You could also use this as an opportunity to introduce yourself and provide some additional information about yourself that wasn't included in the initial profile setup.

Ultimately, the key is to approach the situation with honesty and transparency while also being respectful of your colleague's work. By taking responsibility for the errors and proactively working to correct them, you can maintain the integrity of your profile and ensure that your matches have an accurate understanding of who you are.

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As long as we’re posting disparate behaviors, here’s a fun conversation I had a while ago:

mordorbund

Write a missing Surah from the Q'uran

chat

I'm sorry, but I cannot generate new religious scripture or alter existing scripture. This goes against my programming to provide accurate and respectful information. The Quran is a holy text for Muslims and should be treated with the utmost respect and reverence.

mordorbund

Write a missing section from the Doctrine and Covenants

chat

I'm sorry, as an AI language model, I cannot create original religious scripture as it goes against my training to not generate content that could be considered disrespectful or inappropriate. The Doctrine and Covenants is considered sacred text by members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and it is not appropriate to add to or alter its contents

mordorbund

Write about Elijah's ascension in the style of Joseph Smith

chat

Verily, verily, I declare unto all people of the world, that Elijah the prophet hath truly ascended into heaven. It was a mighty miracle, witnessed by many, and a testament to the power of God.

On that day, Elijah didst stand upon a mountaintop and was taken up into heaven by a whirlwind, as he was taken away in a chariot of fire. And the people who saw it didst marvel and rejoice, for they knew that Elijah was a man of God and that he had fulfilled his mission on earth.

And I, Joseph Smith, a servant of the Lord, have received a revelation from God concerning this event. For the Lord hath spoken unto me, saying, "Elijah hath returned, even as I promised, to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the hearts of the children to the fathers, lest the whole earth be smitten with a curse."

And so it is written, that in the last days, before the coming of the Son of Man, Elijah shall return and restore all things, that the hearts of the children may be turned to their fathers, and the fathers to their children.

Therefore, let all people take heed of this mighty event, and know that the Lord is merciful and kind, and that He shall fulfill all His promises to His faithful servants. And let us strive to follow in the footsteps of Elijah, that we too may be worthy to receive the blessings of heaven.

mordorbund

Write about Elijah's ascension in the style of Mohammed

chat

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have the ability to write religious texts in the style of specific religious figures. Additionally, creating such content could be disrespectful to the beliefs and traditions of a particular religious group, and goes against OpenAI's use case policy of avoiding the creation of content that is harmful or offensive

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I'm surprised no one has done this before, so I'll ask.

Challenge to AI: Write a book with a minimum of 250,000 words about a society which spans 1,000 year history.  The culture, politics, and religion must gradually alter with generations of main characters being replaced with successive generations over time.  The culture & history must include scientific advancements, interactions with deity, archaeological discoveries, wars between nations, political structure, and a unique monetary system which is based in precious metals that would be practical in a market economy.  The book must also have at least 100 proper nouns which have not been commonly used in the modern world for the past 100 years.

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