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30 minutes ago, NeuroTypical said:

What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other?  Eileen.

Ah, yes. I know her husband, Ben.

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How do you fit four elephants in a Mini?

Two in the front, two in the back.

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How do you know if an elephant's been in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

How do you know if two elephants have been in your fridge?

Two sets of footprints in the butter.

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How do you know if three elephants have been in your fridge?

Three sets of footprints in the butter.

How do you know if four elephants have been in your fridge?

There's a Mini parked outside.

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