Guest Leeanntheonetwo Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 I thought this would be fun.Answer the question in the previous post and then submit a question of your own. Anything goes. Ok, I will start with the first question.A mute person goes into a shop to buy a toothbrush. He imitates the action of brushing his teeth, thereby clearly expressing himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is made. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. How does he indicate what he wants? Have fun!:)Leeann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 A: He mimes to the shopkeeper the action of putting on sunglasses. Q: Why would a blind person want sunglasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 A: Ask Ray Charles Q: What do I look like "a typewriter"? (sorry if you haven't heard that joke but that's the punch line) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puf_the_majic_dragon Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 A: Ask Ray CharlesQ: What do I look like "a typewriter"?(sorry if you haven't heard that joke but that's the punch line)A: I was thinking more along the lines of a mimograph...Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBirchSociety Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 I thought this would be fun.Answer the question in the previous post and then submit a question of your own. Anything goes. Ok, I will start with the first question.A mute person goes into a shop to buy a toothbrush. He imitates the action of brushing his teeth, thereby clearly expressing himself to the shopkeeper, and the purchase is made. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses. How does he indicate what he wants? Have fun!:)LeeannWhy wouldn't he just tell him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Why wouldn't he just tell him... LOL.The blind person is BLIND, not mute....Boy I can be dumb. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?A: The woodchuck got fed up with the confiscatory tax rate and anti-business mentality, not to mention the constant flow of lawsuits and spiked trees from the environmentalist movement, so he shipped his business overseas. A simple answer would be "Ten times as much wood, because of the cheap cost of Malaysian labor".Q: Why is a duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ztodd Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Q: Why is a duck? A: Yes, I think so. Q: Where's the easy road? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 A: In the southern part of Nowhere. Q: What ever happened to all of the good old days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 A: They lie before us, awaiting our descedents to recall with rose colored glasses. Q: How do I put together 55-cents by using only two coins, one of which cannot be a nickel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 A: Cause the other one is a nickel Q: What's the difference between a tomato? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prisonchaplain Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 A: The other one is a to-MAH-to. Q: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeuroTypical Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 A: Michael Jackson. Q: Will someone please open a window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leeanntheonetwo Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A- So that we can let poor Michael out!!!!Q- Where is my dear sister ms x and when will she post on our site again? I miss her so !!!!Love to all;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A-"well, X marks the spot Q-Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A: Because I said so and I am the adult!Q: Are we there yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 hahaha (good one Nills) A: "Does this look like our destination to u?" Q: "Can I ask you a question?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A: You just did. Q: Would you like to ask another? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A: As a matter of fact I would!B: If all of your friends were jumping off a cliff, would you jump too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomk Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A: I'd wait to see if they made it. Q: Does that sound reasonable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A: Depends on if you are a reasonable person.Q: Wouldn't it be nice to have all of the answers to all of the questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr T Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A: It depends on whether you want the "correct answers to all the questions" or just an opinion. Q: "Why me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A: Better you than me! :-)B: Is the glass half empty or half full? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pam Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 A. Half full B. Can I have some more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Leeanntheonetwo Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 Oh Pam you are so scrumptiously positive, I love it! A- All you can drink.Q- What is the 2008 youth theme?Leeann;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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